clo_again: (Roger Federer)
So this morning I dragged myself into awakeness around 8:20am and tried to work out why the BBC was showing a repeat of Murray vs Isner instead of Roger's live match. It was only when I checked the AO site that I realised the evening matches started at half eight our time instead (they used to start at 7pm Australia time didn't they? Or not?) and I had to sit in bed and stare blankly at the internet to keep myself awake until the BBC interative coverage started and I could put it on. At which point I snuggled down in bed and spent about an hour attempting to watch tennis while mostly asleep. Thankfully Roger wasn't doing anything horribly stupid but I wouldn't say I actually watched most of the first two sets.

And then I fell asleep completely and woke up to Roger being asked by Jim Courier what he remembers about his first match with Lleyton and Roger admitting they were a. fourteen and b. he cheated. Essentially. Oh Roger you rebel you.

Possibly if I want to watch Murray tomorrow - and I do; I need to yell at the TV in hope of him winning - I should make it downstairs to the sofa. Yeah.

Not that falling asleep was a total loss; I had a bizarre dream that the Roger vs Lleyton match was taking place in my back garden in Wales which needless to say isn't big enough for a tennis court, never mind the entire Rod Laver Arena but by some TARDIS logic they'd fitted it in. I was watching and half-meandering around to be nosy and I found the showers and was amused that Roger had a massive bottle of custom-made shampoo. I was annoyed that I got chased out the showers by security before I found out how it smelled so I could be accurate in fic. Then after Roger won he had a hideously ugly suit to put on before he could talk to Courier; it was a black jacket covered in multi-coloured splashes of paint, a bright purple silk shirt and an orange tie. No trousers so I'm assuming he was going to wear it with his shorts. I told him it was so bad, it actually crossed the so-bad-it's-awesome line and he seemed somewhat offended; i was probably custom-made for him by the Prada elves or something. Then I offered Mirka a cup of tea because she was standing in my kitchen looking lost.

I don't know what's up with my subconscious sometimes. I won't even go into the part where we had to move to a concert hall for the next match (I assume they'd realised with some horror that they were playing in someone's tiny garden) and all the old WWE wrestlers (including Hornswoggle. Oh dear brain, really?) were there and they explained to me why tennis and wrestling were secretly the same thing. Sadly it was such thrilling reasoning that I can't remember it. Oh well.

I should watch tennis before falling asleep more often. Maybe next time I'll get to find out what flavour shampoo Roger uses.

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On the downside, I've slept in again today and I meant to get up and apply for jobs and be a productive members of society. It's a little worrying how little I've done for two weeks. Okay, a lot worrying. All-night and all-morning tennis hasn't helped but... really. I need to be motivated and soon.
clo_again: (John Simm - Made of awesome)
Am rather enjoying the Sherlock Holmes kink meme (I love the internet) and the cleverness of the person who decided to list all the comment fics on delicious.

Why do I get the feeling this will be a fandom that grows faster than the speed of light, hm? Maybe it's something about the way the slash is soclose to being canon (although I'm a little sad the clip they used in the trailer of Irene saying "They've been flirting like this for hours" seemed to have been cut) or the fact that RDJ and Jude Law are extremely sexy or... or maybe the internet is just awesome.

In case you couldn't tell, I went to see the movie yesterday and enjoyed it immensely. The plot wasn't particularly up to much - I was hoping for something tricky and clever so I could talk my dad into going to see it, since RDJ/Jude Law's love affair doesn't hold much appeal for him - but I really didn't care what the plot was doing. RDJ was marvellous. The boxing, ngh. Someone needs to clone that man and give us all one each.

Also, I realised about two-thirds of the way through why the guy playing Coward, Hans Matheson, was bugging me so much; he reminded me of Tommy Haas. See? Not all the time - I've seen him in The Tudors and I don't think I noticed him much, although now I think about it I might've picked up on the resemblence then - but the facial hair and hair cut in this just had me going I know him, what. Unfortunately I can't find a picture of Tommy with a manly stubble-mustache to back me up but it's there enough to weird me out a bit everytime Coward was onscreen.

Haha, that trip to IMDB to find Coward's actor just informed me that today is Jude Law's birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUDE LAW. I HOPE YOU GET RDJ ALL WRAPPED UP AND DELIVERED TO YOU WITH A PRETTY BOW.

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Other topics entirely: I want to do a my-year-in-pictures post before New Year but considering that I'm heading down to London tomorrow, I don't know if I'll have time. I'll try though. It's been an interesting year filled with much picture-taking.

But right now it's 11:30am and I should go get dressed because I have a massive stack of washing to do today and a bookcase to build later when the parentals finally get home. Sigh for the washing, yay for the bookcase! I'm now up to five. Oh dear.
clo_again: (DAAS - Want)
I have a question for all Australian peeps who put me up and fed me and generally made sure I did not get eaten by any of your massive population of Animals That Eat/Poison/Stalk People for Funsies; have any of you moved house since I was there? Because your Xmas presents are getting posted tomorrow and I want them to go to the right place.

[livejournal.com profile] chickybee32, I'm only posting you Tristan's because yours & Lee's present is coming via email (it is not fic. sorry) closer to Xmas as it's hard to resist opening an email before December 25th. :) Is your usual email still the one you had when I was there?


Everyone else; I am - shockingly - not dead. I am planning a post of epic win involving pictures of London and tennis players and giant pigeons. However, it may have to wait a bit longer because I'm finding that I write better if I limit myself to Twitter. There's minimal time you can waste on 140 characters. Possibly I need to set aside an LJ hour every day in which I don't feel guilty for writing LJ posts instead of writing fic and such.

By the way, I failed at NaNo again but I did hit 9,000+ words which is better than I've ever done before. Then I wrote 5000+ on something else entirely and as it's still November 30th, I feel I've had a productive writing-November even if NaNo didn't pan out.

Now I am going to watch Merlin from Saturday because I was too engrossed in tennis to remember it and I've written enough for a bit that I feel I can take some time off. Also I'm really craving popcorn. Mmmmm.

Normal LJ service will probably be resumed soon. I'll try to work out how to write LJ posts and fic concurrently, possibly by growing a second head and two more arms. Hurrah for cunning plans!
clo_again: (Roger/Mirka - So Hail to the King)
In case anyone is wondering, I have not been away from LJ because I've been flooded out! The floods are the opposite end of Cumbria to where I live and when I texted parentals earlier they said it's fine, just wet.

This news also came as a relief to me as I've been in London since Tuesday and I idly turned on the news this morning to see Cumbria attempting to imitate Atlantis, which wasn't quite what I'd pictured when [livejournal.com profile] kindoftrouble mentioned last night that there was some flooding. I tell you what, it's enough to make me want a house on top of a tall hill.

In news of London! I went to the WTF draw at the London Eye on Wednesday but left late and tube was delayed so I only saw them coming out of the pod and not going in. Spotted Murray, the Bryans and Petch though so it counted as a win. :) I hung around the Embankment (they're staying in the hotel over the Aquarium there) a bit this afternoon but didn't spot anyone. Admittedly I was distracted by the awesome Christmas market and German mini-pancakes but I feel this was a fair trade. German mini-pancakes with Nutella = om nom nom.

Vague plans to player-stalk at the O2 tomorrow; we'll see how that goes. I have a feeling I may ask Robin Soderling for a hug if we get the chance because his twitter is rather sweet and I've seen him twice at Wimbledon now so I'm practically an official fan. Naturally I'm gleeful over getting to see Roger on Sunday too. Twice in one year! Awesomesauce.

Hah hah tennis players are now on the tellybox! I totally wish I'd been able to stalk their photoshoot. Damn.

Of course they show an interview with Andy Murrsay. Please smile Murray. It doesn't bother me that you're an android in interviews but it would make it easier to defend you to people. BE HAPPY. YOU'RE ALMOST-BEST IN THE WORLD.

Anyway, that's pretty much all the news I have. NaNo is still going slowly, but at least going. Yay! Tennis players this weekend. Double yay!! I got lost finding Harrods yesterday!* McFail!


*I came out the wrong Tube exit. In front of me where Harrods usually is was Harvey Nichols. I went "!!!!! HARVEY NICHOLS HAS HOSTILE-TAKEOVERED HARRODS AND NO ONE HAS NOTICED. WHUT." Then I occurred to me I'd thought the exit didn't look right and I wandered back the other way to see Harrods just around the corner. Somewhat relieved that Harrods had not been turned into a Harvey Nichols. I decided Harrods is too supremely awesome to be hostile-takeovered.**

**Then it ate £25+ of my money without me expending any effort at all and I thought maybe it would've been better if it'd been hostile-takeovered by Pound Stretcher.
clo_again: (Casper - Curiosity)
I just got Barnabas out of his cage and tried to take some pictures of him, reasoning that I have relatively few pictures of him compared to the hundreds of thousands that I've taken of Casper.

I soon remembered why it's much easier to take pictures of a mostly-stationary cat than it is of a mostly-moving-at-the-speed-of-light dwarf hamster. So instead, have some pictures of Casper ) (that I wish I'd taken with a proper camera instead of my appallingly crap camera phone because they would've been so pretty to print out in good quality).


And so he doesn't feel left out, have a two-year old picture of Barnabas which is still one of the only good pictures I have of him ). Considering he's about a hundred and two in hamster years, he doesn't seem to have slowed down at all. Except he can only climb the stairs once these days and if you put him back to the bottom one he keeps trying and falling off because obviously his paws are tired. I cheat and put my hand under him to lift him up so he can pretend he can still climb them twice. You're only as old as you feel.

I should probably go to bed because I have one more day of The Boss to endure before I get a weekend. Hm. I feel guilty for not NaNoing today but I also want to watch the Black Books outtakes since we finally found the DVD today. Decisions, decisions.

edit: Casper was just mrowling outside my door to be let out, so I went downstairs and waited for him (it's too cold and wet for him to like being outside all night). While he was in the flower border doing his business, a black cat with a white bib came along the wall and stopped to lurk ominously. He knew I was watching though because he kept looking at the window; Casper seemed oblivious to everything but then he jumped up on the side wall and deliberately blanked the black cat while he looked around so I think he knew a. exactly where the black cat was and b. that I was waiting as back-up. My cat is brave when he knows there's a human there to come running to his rescue. It's kind of sweet, in a pathetic way.

Casper then came inside and I went out to say hello to the black cat because he hadn't attacked Casper and therefore got a pass card. I don't know him well enough to have a name for him before now (I thought I'd call him Tux to go with the crazy white cat Bats who steals Casper's food from the kitchen, Mistoffeles who seems to have vanished, the other all-black cat and Bundy the tabby. And that's not counting the tortiseshell a few houses up who won't say hi to me or the ginger who is very friendly, but I think lives quite a distance away because he's hardly ever here. Secret Lives of Cats in my back yard, I kid you not). I've definitely met this one before though; I remember his purr because it sounds like a squeaky door. A loud squeaky door. It's so, so cute.

It's oddly nice to go to sleep having had a polite exchange with a strange cat. As if I've improved his night by petting him instead of chasing him off and my night is therefore also improved. Mmmmm.
clo_again: (Hustle - While You Sleep)
I just pre-ordered Strange Fate. Is that tempting... well, fate? It's just that the estimated release is less than five months away now and I don't particularly care if it's an absolutely terrible book, if it's three pages long (though Smith's reports suggest something more along the lines of The Count of Monte Cristo-length epichood), if it kills off all my favourite characters... (it's okay, Keller is a survivor. I'm not worried *crosses fingers*) I've been waiting since high school for this book. I'm going to buy it the moment it gets officially published anyway. But given that I have been waiting so long I'm just a little concerned that my preorder will sit and sit and sit past next April, never to be fulfilled. This is a book I don't believe in the existence of until it's in my hand and I can lock myself in a room to finish it.

Maybe I'll let the preorder sit but if the date gets pushed back I'll take that as a sign and cancel it. Hm.

~

As someone who is actually going to be sitting and watching them, I'd like to throw my two cents into the ring and say I'd quite like Soderling to qualify for London. We watched him play Roger at Wimbledon... two years (?) ago and we decided because he was Robin, Roger should be Batman. It was extremely entertaining. Plus I'm rather fond of him. Get to the final Soderling! C'mon!

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I'm compensating for a crap couple of days with chips from our local chippy and both Roger and Tim Minchin on the tellybox tonight. I watched a bit of Nadal in hope that the universe would pay me back some of the crappy karma and he'd lose, but that's so against the principle of karma that I probably deserved him winning anyway. Must be nicer. Yes. (Which doesn't mean I won't be cheering for the other guy (any guy) in London. I try to be nice but a saint I am not and definitely not when it comes to tennis loyalties).

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Part of the crap two days is the news that when we took Casper for his vaccinations yesterday (a, uh, few months late but we were moving to technically a different country Wales ---> England when they were actually due) the vet said he needs his teeth cleaned and a tooth taken out. Google tells me that this is a fairly commonplace occurence with pet cats/dogs and I shouldn't be worrying about him.

This is Casper. I worry when he takes five minutes longer to come in from outside when you call him. Of course I'm worried. When he had an ulcer on the back of his throat and the vet said ominously that it could be something more serious and we had to leave him in overnight, I cried in the car all the way home. I am not rational when it comes to my cat.

And since he's not going in until December 1st, I will be worried for the next two weeks. Just to let you all know in case I come across more crazy than usual until December 3rd (December 2nd *I'm going to the dentist for two fillings. Yesterday was a bad day teethwise all round).

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NaNo is going... badly, in terms of word count. In better news I am still in fact working on it which is better than previous years. I won't make 50,000 short of a miracle (three solid days writing while [livejournal.com profile] kindoftrouble is at work in London? Hm) but at least I am actually writing. It's nice.

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Yeah, I'm all out. Behold the interestinghood of my life recently; at least I've mostly embargoed my work-related ranting because I annoy myself with it. Thank smeg I'm going to London and Cardiff in the next two months or I'd veg into a completely boring couch potato who witters on about their cat all the time...

Wait. Uh. Yeah.
clo_again: (Rafa/Roger - Twisted)
Is this ) the least flattering image of Nadal ever? It is entirely possible. Yes I laughed, because I'm a bad person sometimes. But it was posted on the main page of the ATP site; it's not as though I went hunting for it.

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I'm in such a bad mood today. And now my useless father is yelling up the stairs about something. As you were.
clo_again: (Top Gear - Oh Cock)
I've seen the ad for New 'Who The Waters of Mars three times now and it gets MORE BUGFUCK CREEPY EVERY TIME. I think it may actually be a cue for hiding-behind-the-sofa once again because, sheesh. Even the trailer gives me the heebie-jeebies. Thankfully there's brand new Top Gear on the same night to chill me out after. :D

Speaking of Top Gear, [livejournal.com profile] kindoftrouble bought me a wind-up version of Hamster's Dampervan as part of my birthday present. Last night I decided it was long past time for it to have a ceremonious launching and filled the bath with water. Only about six inches, so that the inevitable sinkage wouldn't involve me getting soaked to the shoulder fishing it out.

And the results were... )


As you can see, my life is filled with business! I'm trying to write NaNo and mostly failing due to my laziness combined with overtime at work (first time ever I have to do overtime and it's the first week in November. NOT. AMUSED. UNIVERSE. Working tomorrow for the sixth day in a row and it's just... give me a break. Seriously). Don't expect posts to increase much over November though because as much of a pain in the ass as NaNo is, I'm still writing a bit a day and working my up to it takes hours of flaffing around uselessly. Procrastination takes time and hard work! It'd be easier just to write the damn NaNo but try telling that to my brain. Sigh.
clo_again: (Paul McDermott - *facepalm*)
Thinking that it was my 'rents back from Edinburgh, I just answered the door to a not totally-unattractive guy wearing my oversized purple Hardy Boyz t-shirt, grey pyjama bottoms with pink pawprints and my hair looking like it's been slept on, mostly because it has.

And he even had the wrong house.

Possibly I should go get dressed and brush my hair now.
clo_again: (Paul McDermott - Help Me!)
Things I've just discovered that make me happy; I'm planning to go see Up when I head to Lancaster for my birthday next week and on checking the film times just now, apparently they're showing it in 3D as well as 2D. Hurrah! The tickets are more expensive than for 2D but they're Super Saver Tickets because it's on a weekday before 5pm so it actually works out the same price as a normal ticket.

Birthday happys. Awesome. :D [livejournal.com profile] jesse_kips you're welcome to come with if you want. If not I shall be cheesecaking and coffeeing and shopping for some time before! ^_^ I could see you in Starbucks say... half one?

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So yeah, I haven't posted for a bit. S'up with that? Nothing really, except my general apathy toward life in general right now. I'm not doing anything which is really ridiculous when you consider that I only worked two hours today and only four yesterday and four Monday. It's just that working across the middle of the day seems to eat time to do anything and I come home only to bum around because I'm tired from work. I'm actually annoying myself immensely but don't know what to do about it.

Signed up for NaNo again and I'm officially in training, by writing a hundred more words a day to hopefully get myself in the habit. On Monday my word target was 200 words and I hit 350+. Yesterday target 300 and I hit 330. Today is 400 and I've been sitting around for seven hours now without so much as typing a word. I even opened the damn fic I'm working on earlier only to close it and have a nap instead. I can't be doing this when my word count needs to be 1600+ a day instead of 400. I'm going to have to start as soon as I get home from work, not right before I go to sleep. Argh. But, I guess, I knew I'd be like this which is why I'm trying to get in the habit. I'm off to watch In Treatment with my laptop now and hopefully I'll hit 400 words before I have to drag myself off to bed because I have two days of getting up early and three hours to work Saturday. I couldn't say no to working Saturday because I'd already asked for my birthday off. Meh. -_- Working six days in a row sucks, even when when it's just for a few hours some days. I really don't think this ridiculous job is helping the apathy at all, but I suspect it'll be great for NaNo (if I actually use the spare time) to be only working a few hours a day Monday-Wednesday.

Plus with all the extra hours I'm thinking I may as well stick it until Christmas because it's enough money to pay back my 'rents and considering basically everything tripwise is paid for now (London, hotel for Cardiff, train tickets except the ones from London-Cardiff because it worked out much cheaper to have an extra night in London around the Cardiff weekend. Dear British Rail, you are stupid) I might even have money left over for Christmas presents. :D Which is good!

Less good is my inability to accomplish even the simplest thing, like fill in application forms. I really need to take NaNo seriously this year. Some sort of daily goal would be awesome right now.

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I never talked about how much fun I had in Edinburgh, partly because I started a post and got too lazy to finish halfway through so in my mind I did talk about it, only I never posted, and partly because I had such an awful cold that week and I came home and sleep-walked through the next few days because walking all over Edinburgh is exhausting when you're only breathing at half-capacity.

But I did have fun! Once I got there that is; I got to the train station early on the Saturday morning only to discover my train to Lancaster where I'd connect up to Edinburgh was cancelled, possibly due to the appalling amount of fog ) although I still can't see why fog would affect the trains enough to be cancelled. The parental drove me the forty minutes to Lancaster though and, thanks to having a half-hour wait between connections, I even had time to go get a Starbucks before my train. Did occur to me that that was the second thing to go wrong (first was my hotel being overbooked) and I spent the rest of the weekend in fear of the Third Thing (because these things happen in threes right?) but it was all fine. My hotel fears were baseless; the hotel I'd been moved to was very nice and I had an exec room which was decorated much nicer than the eye-scouring blue the website showed the basic rooms in. It was the wrong end of Prince's Street for everything I wanted (and Prince's Street is an epically long goddamn street) but I found the venue just fine and I found Grassmarket which was as full of cool shops as I remember it (the really cool sci-fi/fantasy bookshop had a plushy Cthulhu. I did not buy it but I really really wanted to).

I'd forgotten how staggeringly pretty Edinburgh is. All I could think walking around is that if they chose to film a fantasy film there and claim it was any sort of fantasy city? No CGI required. It's all turrets and arched windows and elaborate carvings, especially around the Royal Mile. I wish I'd had a day to just chill and wander a bit slower but it was still fun. I do like Edinburgh. Don't know if I've spent enough time there to officially love it but it's certainly right up there with Cardiff and Sydney on the 'cities I like to spend time bumming around just for the sake of being there' short-list.

I also managed one other thing I wanted to do while I was there, which was to go check out the Scott Monument ) in Prince's Street Gardens just because DAAS* did one of their Big Gig shows from there and I wanted to get a picture of it today. It was only later that I realised they might've done their show from the other side but from what I can remember (I haven't got around to checking on the DVD) it was definitely the side away from the road. It was a bit odd seeing something DAAS-related in such a decidedly UK setting. It kind of made me miss Australia more.

And then I got a bit more of Australia-in-the-UK with, of course, the entire reason I went; Tim Minchin who was brilliant. I had a spectacular view ) if you can tell from my appalling phone camera pictures, slightly to the side but almost as close as the front row and no one in front of me because I was in the front row of the balcony. The amazing seat totally made up for the ridiculous sore throat I had from walking around all day with a cold, because I didn't have to cheer too loud to make up for being right at the back. ^_^ He really is fantastic live. Canvas Bags got such an epic cheer so clearly the whole place was mostly full of previous Minchin-ers and although he didn't encore with Not Perfect, he did White Wine in the Sun which is enough to make me think I'll be buying the whole show off iTunes when I've got a bit more money. I'm jealous of [livejournal.com profile] mayakitten for getting to see him now, because I'd love to go again. *wistful* If I'd been in London this weekend I would've gone to the ones he's doing at Hammersmith (though I'm not totally missing those because uh, I was regretting not buying a signed DVD so [livejournal.com profile] kindoftrouble offered to try to get me one from Hammersmith, even though she isn't going to the show. So I'm kind of there in spirit! :D And also owe my soul to [livejournal.com profile] kindoftrouble. Again. I could do with several hundred souls by now).

But on his next tour, I am so there. And so dragging along everyone else in sight because as fun as he was when I was by myself, it'd be even better with a bunch of people.

So kinda sad that's over but still to come this year: Roger Federer, Andy Roddick (as confirmed this week, yay!) and John Barrowman2 so I haven't exactly got a boring lead-up to Xmas. :DDDD

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It's actually gone 11pm now and I still haven't written anything or moved off my bed. Right. Yes. In Treatment (which is already losing my interest on the third week but I like the girl on Wednesdays so I'm quite happy for tonight) and writing and I really need to start DVDing some of the Top Gear off the Sky box. After all, we should be getting a new series soon. I need the space. :D

You've been reading This Is Clo's Life. Hopefully I won't leave it over a week between posts next time so the next post won't need to be so epically long and rambling.


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*Speaking of DAAS, I know why I'm not getting GNW uploads to Mininova; the person was using Demonoid to get them and it's down. I'm hoping when Demonoid goes back up, I'll be able to catch up. Really really hoping. I'm missing my weekly dose of McDermott something terrible. :( Damn you Demonoid.
clo_again: (Paul McDermott - Happy Face)
Just went to check my email and was puzzled to see an "your Amazon order has dispatched!" title because I hadn't ordered or preordered anything due for dispatch. Except reading on revealed that it was for the Hunger Games sequel. Which wasn't listed for release until SEPTEMBER 7TH. My expected delivery date was September 14th.

Amazon I love you. So so so much. No doubt it'll arrive on Tuesday when I'm stuck working the coffee shop (whole 'nother whinefest there which you'll probably get tomorrow or Sunday) until 1pm but dude, still. I AM RIDICULOUSLY EXCITED.

This makes up a little for the fact that I have cramps and want a shower but I stopped to watch Paul McDermott on David & Kim (already <3'd his Converse on Twitter; however, I really have no love for your morning tv hosts Aussies. You need the BCC, stat. I mean... talking about her nits? Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww. Thankfully Paul seemed equally weirded out by it, so it's not just my Britishness kicking in) and while I oogled Paul McDermott's Converse-wearing, my father stole the bathroom. Even though they have an ensuite. If they aren't going to use the damn thing then I may as well have had their room and then I wouldn't have to tiptoe up an extra flight of stairs to avoid waking them every night. Faaaaaaail!

Early book dispatches and Mr McDermott do make up for a lot though. <3


edt: This would've been so much easier than trying to make my own Cool Wall on my pinboard at uni. I would of course not use the preprinted magnets and instead would be printing out MYRIAD people, things and TV shows to fill it with. I kind of want to make a sticky Cool Wall LJ post now which I can update every so often. Hm. What would my standard of Cool be though? Considering I don't really buy in to Jeremy's former Kristen Scott Thomas reaction method.
clo_again: (Pegg/Wright- Boy Kissage)
Uh. Dudes. I meant to LJ post properly tonight, only I was tired and a bit cranky and decided one more day wouldn't make a difference. So I went to bed early and instead dreamed a detailed Zombie Apocalypse story. With characterisation. I shit you not. The woman was called Sarah (I may have read comments about Sarah Connor Chronicles earlier) and she had a daughter and she was somehow involved in Zombie Apocalypse. Her fellow-scientist guy caught it only he had a concentrated dose so he was like super!zombie and, after a fight that seemed to last hours, she locked him in the lab which was in the basement of this isolated building/hotel (hey, I never said the novel wouldn't need editing) and ran upstairs. The top floor had balconies overlooking the pretty-flat surrounding area and a lockable door so people hid there but had to venture out for food and kept coming back bitten and Sarah wouldn't let them in. And the lock on the fucking door stuck all the time so I kept dreaming about trying to lock this stupid sticking lock with a person turning into a zombie on the other side.

Then on a food-run into town, Sarah and her daughter were found by a blond science student and her friend who'd found the preserved head (it was in a bag full of squishy science-fluid; I vaguely heard something about the jar it was in being broken) the virus originally came from and Sarah was all excited because they could fix it all 'in less than a week'. Only everyone the blond science student gave the head to kept putting it down and it rolled and I'd just wondered why everyone kept putting it down when it rolled a little way away down the hill they were on and one of the Supporting Cast whispered why do they keep putting it down and Sarah said it was the smell and then it rolled away to the feet of a zombie and they all had to run away without their cure!head. They ended up back in the mansion and Sarah was standing on the front balcony watching the zombie army coming (staggering) over the horizon and then...

...and then I woke up. And lay in the dark for a bit wondering if it was silly of me to turn the light on. Then Casper moved on my feet and I couldn't tell if it was him or a zombie crawling over the bed.

I turned the light on. It may actually stay on all night. Sorry environment.

Once the light was on it seemed sensible to turn on the laptop and double-check the zombie invasion hasn't happened in the two hours I've been sleeping. Twitter isn't mentioning it and I'm pretty sure on Z Day we'll get people Twittering while being eaten so that's reassuring and BBC is also zombie-free so I think I'm safe 'til morning. Hopefully. *touch wood*

This is absolutely what I get for gleefully getting crazy conservative old workmite to discuss the Zombie Apocalypse with me today. It's a sign. Z-Day should only be discussed with those who take it- not, uh, seriously but who know what you mean when you say remove the head or destroy the brain. She did not. Thus, I am punished.

I may try to sleep again now. If I have inflicted Bad Zombie Dreams on you all now, I'm sorry! But also a little bit glad it won't just be me unable to sleep. Misery loves company. :)
clo_again: (Paul McDermott - Sekritly Derren Brown)
It occurred to me over dinner that Edinburgh is really not so far away from me now (direct trains from Lancaster only take just over two hours, so less than three overall from where I live and totally doable in a day. An idle check of the trainline.com says I could do say, Saturday 22nd in a day (leaving here 7:45am, getting back 10pm which is a long day but it could be worth it) for around £26. But most of the stuff I'd like to see at the Book Festival is already sold out and I'm staring blankly at The Fringe Programme going 'so how do I pick what I want to see and how do I know it won't already have sold out?' I mean, there's over two thousand shows going on. Not to mention they've lready sold a crapload of tickets (like 35,000+ on the first box office day) so a lot of stuff has to be sold out. I guess I could close my eyes and point... or maybe wait until it starts at the weekend and look out for good reviews in The Guardian. Hm.

(I could go on the 15th and check out Johnny Depp's brother. ;-) Because it's at least a bit tempting right?)

There are tickets left for Wilosophy but it does't start until 8:50pm. >:-/ Rage! Even if could I stay over, which ain't gonna happen unless I have lots of money to fling at an expensive hotel (and not even then perhaps), I wouldn't really want to be wandering around Edinburgh by myself after it finished at that time. *wistful* I hate you a little for that Wil Anderson. I would've loved to see your show. Especially since it's apparently being held in the Udderbelly, a giant upside-down purple cow. Work that one out. Hm.

I don't know. I can't decide if it's worth it, in terms of money and exhaustion and if I'd actually get to see anything good (and at a doable time WIL ANDERSON). But it would be excellent to bum around the Fringe for a day, if I can afford it. It's the Fringe. And Edinburgh's not too shabby either, though I rather think the entire city will be like a Tube train at rush hour while the Fringe is on.

...Adam Hills is also there. And also on at 8:50pm. DEAR PEOPLE WHO DECIDE THIS, I HATE YOU ALL. THE REST OF THE DAY DOES EXIST, THANK YOU. Maybe they're catering for the Australians' jetlag, or just giving everyone more drinking time; whatever the reason HAVE MY DISAPPROVAL. I definitely would've gone for Australian comedians. *wistful*

I'll think about it tomorrow. I'd like to get an actual programme to flick through because it's easier than reading it online but I refuse to pay £3.50 for handling and postage. Plus nowhere around here is on the list of stockists. Sigh.
clo_again: (Paul McDermott - Happy Face)
Okay, so there was new Good News Week on this week? Dear Channel Ten, I want a full goddamn podcast this time. No more fourteen and ten minute nonsense! I don't care if you make me pay $2.99 per episode or what-the-hell-ever. I JUST WANTS A WHOLE EPISODE. DAMN YOUS.

We didn't get the Melbourne Comedy Festival one as a podcast either. It's probably on Youtube in bits but it's not the same. Just because we're in Britain doesn't mean we don't want to watch GNW Channel Ten! 'm just saying. And tomorrow I have 750 more buckets to security tag so believe me, you do not want to piss me off further this week or we'll see how many irritating complaint emails I can cram into the hours between 5:30pm and midnight. Hint: IT WILL BE MANY.

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In other news, work doesn't suck so much. Yes it's tedious and repetitive but there are no customers. I didn't realise 'til now just what a big part customers played in my Issues with my last job; plus everyone is nicer in this place, in that I don't get told I'm weird for liking Top Gear and they actually know interesting things like that iPhones don't work around here and where I should go if I want to go horse-riding. So apart from my GNW problems, life is not so bad.

BUT. It will be in a few days because people on Twitter are already going on about the Edinburgh Fringe. I want to go so badly and just don't have any money, not to mention accomodation's going to be non-existent. Why don't I know anyone in Edinburgh? WHY? Neil Gaiman and Wil Anderson are going to be there, plus all the International Book Festival goodness. I hate everyone who's going and leaving me here. Bah. *sulks* I'm thinking next year I should plan to go for at least a week of it. How far in advance would I need to book the hostel do you think? Hm.

I just idly checked what Tim Minchin is up to and realised he's actually performing on my birthday. But in Northampton which even though I don't know where it is (it was featured in Kinky Boots wasn't it?) I definitely cannot get to because it's like five hours on the train. And I rather suspect the London one on the 24th will be sold out, because it's London. Maybe Birmingham... There're seats left in Birmingham but I couldn't get back that late, so I'd have to stay over on top of the £40 train ticket (the Tim Minchin ticket is only £17.50. How dumb is that, that my train ticket is more than double the price of what I'd be going to see?) Mmmmmmexpensive. And Manchester which is easier to get to for me is pretty much sold out of all the good seats. Maybe I'll take a raincheck. *gloom*

(I'm not checking out Edinburgh for October 10th. I'm really not. I can't afford it dammit, even though it's cheaper for me to get to Edinburgh than London. Ack, I hate not being rich.)

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Actually while I'm thinking of train tickets, [livejournal.com profile] kindoftrouble when am I coming down for in November? And did you know that there's another Top Gear Live show going on in November too? However, the cheapest tickets seem to be £42. I can't decide if that's too ridiculous or not but given that I'm probably skipping anything birthdayish in October this year... I don't know. It could be the wrong end of November anyway, in which case maybe not.

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Anything else... nope, I'm all out of complaints. Except, my pay for last week showed up in my bank account today. Haaaaaaappppyyyyyyyy. More of that in the next month please! I could so totally cope with a fulltime job at this place.

Okay, now I'm really out of anything to pointlessly ramble about. Laters y'all. :-)
clo_again: (Paul McDermott - Happy Face)
I do not understand why so many people write fic where the Doug Anthony Allstars shoot, stab or otherwise murder each other and then - usually - angst about it for a while. There seems to be a - somewhat worrying to say the least - proportion of such fics, given how little DAAS fic there is overall. I can't remember coming across so many in any fandom before, even the ones with multiple archives and millions of teenies.

It's uh, a little scary. And slightly makes me want to write a fic where they shoot, stab and otherwise murder each other apparently in earnest... then the last paragraph revals it was a prank and they get up and drink tea. Paul would complain about there being fake blood in his mug and Tim would tie Richard's legs to his chair with the fake entrails.

Seriously internets, quit it. It freaks me out. And without getting into my warnings argument again, this doesn't seem to be a fandom that warns for anything, including violence and character death. It's bizarre.

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STEPPING AWAY FROM TOPICS OF DEATH AND VIOLENCE, today was an excellent day in work! We'd finished all the buckets so I sat at my table and packed soap, wrapped soap and folded soap into postcard pyramids all day, with the staggeringly professional and heartbreakingly excellent podcast of speranza's Written by the Victors on my iPod. I carried it on my laptop all over Australia and never got around to listening to it which is almost criminal (it would've been a wonderful way to kill five and a half hours of the flight dammit) but it was perfect today since I didn't really need to pay attention to soap-packing past the first couple. I have an hour left and could just read it but the podcast is beautiful. It has a cast and music and really, anyone who says fanfic isn't any good has not heard this. It's freaking profesional.

It did, however, provide me with the unique experience of having NC-17 slash playing through my earphones while I smiled at a nun. Fanfic; warping your soul in fun and different ways since the birth of the internet!

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I had something else to go here but it's taken me almost two hours since I started this post and it's still not finished, so I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow.

Also, I got paid today. :DDDDD Appppprrrooooooooooooooval.

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WAIT. Pre-post edit. Mock the Week just started and Adam Hills is on it. I was happy about this since if Australia taught me nothing else, it taught me Australian comedians = teh awesome. So, there was this:

Me: Adam Hills! Yay!
Mother: Who?
Me: Adam Hills. He's Australian and awesome. Also he makes jokes about his fake foot.
Mother: He has a fake foot?
Me: Yes.
Mother: ...Maybe it got bitten off by a crocodile.
Mw: ...Sometimes I wish I wasn't related to your brain cells.

Seriously, parents. What.
clo_again: (Derren Brown - A philosophy of cake)
Last night, around this time, I made twelve coffee cupcakes.

There are now no cupcakes remaining (there are three of us in the house; I ate five) but my mother has left me money to go forth tomorrow and buy more cupcake ingredients to make strawberry ones for the weekend. In theory, because we're going back to Wales to see my grandparents and my granny likes cupcakes (my grandad is gluten intolerent; I'm already hitting Google to look for gluten-free recipes because we need more cupcakes, really).

On which note, no I refuse to use ground almonds as a substitute for flour on the basis that whoever decided combining nuts with cake should've been shot, immediately. I cannot find a good coffee cake around here with having to pick the walnuts out. I mean, WALNUTS. Small concentrations of non-taste that break with that rubbery, bitty texture just when you're enjoying a good sugar rush. It should be against the laws of cake. When I rule the world it will be.

But. The point of this was to say that yes, cupcakes have been consumed for much of the last twenty-four hours and cupcake consumption is imminent tomorrow, after I've called the woman about working next week (please, please let me get some money) and called my employment agency to yell at them for not sending me any sort of P45 even after I called over a week ago to yell already. So I'll pretty much have spent two days making and eating cupcakes.

Yet all I want to do right now is... make more cupcakes. Argh. I SHOULD'VE HIDDEN ONE IN CASE OF CRAVINGS. DAMMIT.

Instead (there's no butter and the new Tesco closes at 11pm dammit), going to go watch Tim Minchin and glower at my last two packs of TimTams which I've banned myself from opening until I do something TimTam worthy, like actually get a job or write more than a few paragraphs at a time. I want to try and make TimTam cupcakes but a. can't work out how (there will be a way) and b. don't want to lose the TimTams I would inevitably waste in the attempt. Damn you Australia for giving me these ridiculous food obssessions (I'm craving a sausage-on-a-stick-dipped-in-batter like you wouldn't believe, although I'm inclined to blame that on New Zealand. And kangaroo steak. And the venison burgers in Queenstown. Lamington fingers, oh god. I meant to buy a pack to bring home and ran out of time. Which is good, because I suspect they'd have lasted less time than the TimTams.)

Have to stop thinking about Food That Is Bad For Me. Backpacking was so utterly wonderful; the bad food was cheap so you didn't care. I miss eating TimTams for breakfast. *wistful* And knowing that most days, in New Zealand anyway, I'd have walked them off by lunchtime. That was nice.

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Before I go, I've been meaning to check if [livejournal.com profile] mayakitten is around? She's gone AWOL as far as I can tell and I didn't realise until a few days ago when the commentary on the DAAS DVD mentioned there being a plaque in Petrie Plaza reading the Doug Anthony Allstars Lived and Died Here and I wanted to flail. So you know, if you're around [livejournal.com profile] mayakitten, say hi or post or send me Paul McDermott tied up with purple ribbon as a sign (I will totally send you cupcakes in return for that last one ;) )?


Okay, I'm done rambling. Except, has Mirka had the damn baby yet? Anyone? Bueller?
clo_again: (All Gone Bananas)
Just came into the bathroom thinking vaguely of having a bath, when I spotted a moth on the door. My mother hates them because of the eating-clothes thing and'll squash them at every opportunity; me, I feel more kindly towards the penny-sized ones over here after one about six inches wide attacked me in Australia ([livejournal.com profile] chickybee32 laughed at me. SIX FREAKING INCHES).

So I got it on my hand and carried it to the window, stuck my hand out so it could fly off and it did... directly into a spider web.

I may have spent the next few minutes banging on the window going "SORRY MOTH. FLEE! FLEE THE SPIDER! WRIGGLE MORE! THAT'S IT!" And cheered when it finally twisted free and fluttered off to no doubt be eaten by a bat.

Feel accomplished. Possibly Greenpeace will be on the phone to award me a medal. Or more likely, the men in white coats who my neighbours called after seeing me banging madly on the window yelling gibberish at, apparently, thin air.

...Still, I am that moth's hero tonight. Uh, sort of. I was almost the spider's.
clo_again: (Howl's Moving Castle-Happily Ever After)
I am enjoying [livejournal.com profile] cidercupcakes post asking for everyone's favourite female characters way too much. Someone points out that Roald Dahl's Matilda ...had to move to the adult section of the local library after she's read all of the child's section. Plus her brain has magical powers. She's basically a younger, less screwed-up version of River Tam.! Someone nominated the awesome sorceress Maeve from a TV show I loved so long ago that I never thought to look for it on DVD until now! Because sure there's Buffy and Scully and Aeryn Sun but there's a whole lotta love being given to sometimes-forgotten or never-remembered female characters too. I kind of want to vote for all the ones I know and the ones I don't, I want to go out and find out about them. (By the way I nommed Chihiro from Spirited Away because I was a little surprised she wasn't already there by page 15. Go vote! :) )

And I'm not nominating her because I doubt anyone's actually read the books but I was rereading Monica Dickens'House at World's End series this morning and Carrie Fielding is totally kickass. She lies in the road in front of a van and pretends to be injured so she can rescue a horse! She hides in the boot of a car belonging to a man who lives in a rubbish dump so she can find out where he's hiding the dogs he's stealing to sell for medical experiments. Because her best friend says he was an elephant in a past life and she believes him utterly. Because she and Lester totally fly and they know it and don't talk about it.

...I kind of feel like I should nominate her now but instead I'll link the book series. It sucks that they're out of print because all kids should read them. I'm glad I bought the three I didn't have last year before they got more expensive.

Lot of love flying around for female characters = awesome! I slash the pretty guys so much, sometimes I forget to cheer for the awesome of the girls too. It's nice to be reminded.

Holy crap, trying to find an awesome girl icon for this post made me realise I DON'T HAVE ANY. Letting the side down here people. :-/ I really need to fix that.

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Speaking of awesome, my mother pointed out earlier "The new Harry Potter's out today!" To which I replied "SO THE ENTIRE INTERNET HAS TOLD ME. But I don't have any money so..." *shrugs*

And then she said since they're running off to Edinburgh this weekend, they'd give me the money for trainfare to Lancaster (where I was going anyway) and for the cinema ticket. <3 So Harry Potter on Saturday! Hurrah! I was totally resigned to not seeing it. Plus if I make it up the hill behind the house on Friday I'll be able to reward myself with a cupcake on Sat. :) Everything looks much shinier.

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[livejournal.com profile] mayakitten, I've been meaning to beg ask... you know the specials that are on over the GNW break? Like the debate that was on this week and I think they're showing the other Comedy Festival GNW ep etc... we're not getting them as podcasts so if you happen to be recording them and had some spare DVDs... *hopeful face* Hopefully by the end of August I'll have spare money and can inundate you with British comedy in return! ^_^
clo_again: (Paul McDermott - Angelic)
Feeling inexplicably mopey and sorry-for-myself today, so I decided to do what I always do at times like this and re-sort my bookcases (don't say anything! I like books! Shush!) but in order to do that I had to tidy all the crap in my room up first. I've been falling over a box file of old fic on my floor since before I went to Oz, so started with taking it downstairs to put it back in the cupboard where my folders are currently living due to lack of space upstairs.

Walked in the lounge to find the parentals watching one of the many live broadcasts of the Michael Jackson in fascinated horror. Because seriously. They have the coffin spotlit on display in front of the stage. Which we realised about five minutes in.

About five and a half minutes of watching in, my dad observed that it'd be funny if, during one of the songs, someone knocked on the lid of the coffin from inside and went "Keep it down; I'm trying to sleep!"

About half a minute later I said really, they should have a guy made up like a zombie in there and at the end of the show the lid should swing dramatically open, the guy leap out... and perform Thriller with an accompanying chorus of zombies.

About thirty seconds after that we decided we should probably turn it off because we really shouldn't be laughing so much at a memorial service.

Holy crap, we are so going to hell. But that finale would be so freaking awesome.
clo_again: (Andy/Roger - The Magic of Us)
I want it to be tomorrow so I have an excuse to use this icon other than GIP. It should really be a picture from Wimbledon considering how many of them there are but they're all on my other computer and I'm too lazy to wade through the crap on my desk to turn it on.

I should really get showered and dressed because there's some sort of carnival going on in the park behind our house today and I should actually check it out at some point. Except, I started watching The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and while I watched it on the plane to Oz and was unimpressed, it's a lot better on a big screen where you can actually admire the pretty effects.

Plot is still not up to much but. Pretty effects! And Brendan Fraser who is still adorable in these movies. It's enough to keep me here on the sofa even without Oded Fehr or a plot that makes some semblence of sense.

(I mean, yetis? I don't know why I find that harder to buy than you know, two thousand year old mummies and armies of dead people but YETIS?

...Did I rant about this after I saw it on the plane? It's entirely possible.)

Okay it's finished. I should probably go do something.

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