Get thee to a nunnery Beckham... no wait, that's Hamlet. To LA!

[clo_again]

Okay, I'm trying not to laugh. I know there are people out there -- on my flist even -- who like Beckham or Becks or whatever the hell you want to call him but c'mon, you have to admit that the phone call mentioned in this article wouldn't exactly have been at say, Mensa level. Just how far from it is probably debatable, because I don't know -- how far *do* negative numbers go?

I especially like the part where Beckham calls him "a very wise man". Aw, bless their ikkle delusional hearts. They probably get on like a house on fire.

No comment on wishing fate'd take that last comment literally. Ahem.

edit: Yes, I am bored. Shutup.

edit: While I'm being distracted, happy birthday to his prettiness Patrick Dempsey. Ignoring the fact that he's also gone forty. Jesus, what is with my taste in men lately? Not that any of them look like they're over forty, so maybe I can be excused...

Comments

[make-a-move.livejournal.com]

*pets Beckham* Bless.

[clo.livejournal.com]

He does try. :)

[greenwitch.livejournal.com]

ROFL @ THEM

I'm just happy that it's going to boost the popularity of the sport in this country, even just a little. It's insane that every kid under 12 in this country has been on a soccer team, at least, and it's not exactly un-popular at the high school level, so that hardly anyone pays attention to it at the professional level is completely aggravating. To be fair, I didn't even know that our local team had been bought out by Red Bull and changed their name until they actually covered MLS on the local news during the World Cup last year!

[loved.livejournal.com]

Patrick Dempsey worship = uber okay. If he came up to me on the street and said he wanted to have my babies, I would totally let him. He's good looking so it's alright. I think it's cute he and his wife are expecting twins in the spring.

~Sandy