The Ten Golden Rules of Tennis.

[clo_again]

Because boredom makes me do strange things. ;-)





1. Your racquet must be treated with care and respect at all times.




2. Practising opera on court is strictly prohibited.




3. No matter how many points/heads/tentacles your opponent may have, the key words are "DON'T. PANIC."




4. No pets allowed.




5. Buying the wrong size shirt is not an excuse not to continue the match.




6. No breaks to be taken during games. Not even if you are sponsored by KitKat.




7. Play may be delayed by rain. If at Wimbledon, play will be delayed by rain.




8. Appealing for divine intervention is permissible.




9. Temper tantrums are frowned upon.




10. Winning players should be gracious and respectful of the loser.




Any additions? :-) I still have some damn funny pictures I couldn't find rules for. And any excuse not to do work... ^__^

Clo

Comments

[daniellevega.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking about some, but first I have to say:

*lmao* *rofl* :-) OMG GREAT!!!!

I'll tell you when I come up with some *gg*.

[clo.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Maybe we could get to a 100 golden rules! ^__^

Glad you liked! Boredom makes me do such strange things. ^__^

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

So funny! *snuggles the cute little players*

[clo.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Some of those pictures just begged for silly captions. ^__^

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

There's silly and then there's ... well, this, which is past silly. :)

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

OMG... *falls over laughing* *pets them all* I have nothing else to say. I can't stop laughing.

[clo.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I was trying to find a use for some of the silly pictures I had and this seemed like a good way. ^__^

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

It was a good way. :-D I'm still smiling over that. :-D

[clo.livejournal.com]

Yay! *giggles* There are a lot of very silly pictures of our boys to work with. ^__^

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

*grins* *pets them* They're such silly boys.

[clo.livejournal.com]

*nods* They are indeed. ^__^

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

*GRINS*

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

*cackles*

Brilliant!

[clo.livejournal.com]

*giggles* There's so many funny pictures of them! ^__^

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

*nods*

[clo.livejournal.com]

Our boys do some silly things. ^__^ I just gave them captions. *giggles*

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

I forgot to add... This picture...



*COUGH*FURBALL*COUGH*

*Falls over giggling*

[clo.livejournal.com]

*falls off chair giggling* You are EVIL!! ^__^

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

*grins* I couldn't resist... and I even tried!! Really hard! :-D *giggles more*

[miela-a.livejournal.com]

*grins* I love it!

Perhaps this photo may provide some further inspiration for you?
http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/photo?slug=xds13705052011.italy_tennis_xds137&prov=ap

Rafa's quite a *ahem* talented boy, from the looks of things... ;)