The Ten Golden Rules of Tennis.
May. 7th, 2005 04:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
clo_againBecause boredom makes me do strange things. ;-)
1. Your racquet must be treated with care and respect at all times.
2. Practising opera on court is strictly prohibited.
3. No matter how many points/heads/tentacles your opponent may have, the key words are "DON'T. PANIC."
4. No pets allowed.
5. Buying the wrong size shirt is not an excuse not to continue the match.
6. No breaks to be taken during games. Not even if you are sponsored by KitKat.
7. Play may be delayed by rain. If at Wimbledon, play will be delayed by rain.
8. Appealing for divine intervention is permissible.
9. Temper tantrums are frowned upon.
10. Winning players should be gracious and respectful of the loser.
Any additions? :-) I still have some damn funny pictures I couldn't find rules for. And any excuse not to do work... ^__^
Clo
1. Your racquet must be treated with care and respect at all times.
2. Practising opera on court is strictly prohibited.
3. No matter how many points/heads/tentacles your opponent may have, the key words are "DON'T. PANIC."
4. No pets allowed.
5. Buying the wrong size shirt is not an excuse not to continue the match.
6. No breaks to be taken during games. Not even if you are sponsored by KitKat.
7. Play may be delayed by rain. If at Wimbledon, play will be delayed by rain.
8. Appealing for divine intervention is permissible.
9. Temper tantrums are frowned upon.
10. Winning players should be gracious and respectful of the loser.
Any additions? :-) I still have some damn funny pictures I couldn't find rules for. And any excuse not to do work... ^__^
Clo
