Mother: The world is ending! Friends are coming over any second and the napkins aren't ironed! *flail*
Me: *is sleeping*
Mother: *idea* HAH! Have
indentured servant daughter to iron them for me! HEY YOU! Come and iron the napkins!!
Me: *is woken up* ... wtf?
Mother: Napkins! Iron!
Me: I don't even iron my
clothes, that is the stupidest thing I've ever-
Mother: NAPKINS MUST BE IRONED. WORLD WILL END IN FIRE AND SULPHUR!!!eleventy-one!11!!!1! AND HORSEMEN AND HELLFIRE AND--
Me: o_O *irons napkins*
I feel dirty. I'm a student; ironing is against everything I believe in, sleeping all day, wearing the first clothes you find not in the 'dirty' pile,
only washing things when you actually are on your last pair of knickers don'tquotemeonthat. Ironing
napkins?! That are just going to get all crinkled and covered in food? That people probably won't even notice are neatly ironed at
all?
Sometimes I think my mother is going senile. Right now? I *know* she is. My future house is going to be filled with cats and a dog and an iguana and possibly chipmunks; the most effort I'm probably going to make when I get visitors is to warn them as they come in to look where they sit in case they sit on a cat. I don't understand the obsession with having everything absolutely *perfect* for visitors; tidy up sure, make it look a little pretty but I'm sure real friends are there to see you and not the bathroom is took you two hours to scrub to perfection. They won't disown you if the Christmas cards aren't exactly in line either. Crikey.
In other, less-ranty news, IT'S STILL SNOWING. :D However it's going to turn to rain overnight. -_- I'm trying to convince the above crazed parentals to go for a walk in it later but I keep getting told that I'm the insane one. :( This is where I wish my f-list lived just around the corner, so we could have a midnight snowball fight.
Got an absolutely stunning card from
eruantale today. *hugs* :D Thank you, it's beautiful.
Whee, snow! :D