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Feb. 14th, 2009 04:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I'm watching Smackdown (we don't get it until Fridays now for some unfathomable reason) and Jeff Hardy just arrived in a bright red Ferrari. :D Oh Jeff, you massive tool you. Even funnier is that he parked it between the massive lorry-trailers maybe used by the other wrestlers/to transport ring stuff and the one next to him had A GIGANTIC UNDERTAKER'S FACE ON IT. If that doesn't make you want a tougher car than a bright red Ferrari (like, a Bowler Wildcat or you know, a tank) then I don't know what will. Brrr. Freakish.
And then he tries to hug the Great Khali and comes up to about his belly button. Oh Jeff, their attempt to make you seem LOVED BY ALL backstage just made you look such a shortarse. I feel your pain. I look like that trying to reach things on high shelves.
He's still totally not eloquent in the ring. "I want to do bad things to bad people but I can't because it isn't in the script, so move on and watch me get the crap beaten out of me this Sunday instead!" He could do with some lessons from Rocky or early!Jericho. S'nice to see the entire arena go batshit for him though.
(I loved hm first! Just saying. ;-) )
Oh hai Triple H! Mocking Todd for not knowing what the Latin on the back of his shirt means bwahahaha. Oh Trips. I'm staying up for No Way Out on Sunday (we get it free! We get hardly any PPVs free anymore; I miss the good ol' days where our biggest problem was switching to channel 4 for the Royal Rumble) for Jeff but I won't be too upset if you win.
I should probably go to bed; I only came down to check train times because my internet wasn't working upstairs but I just figured I'd see if Jeff opened Smackdown. Mmm. Also, apprently you Americans got Dollhouse yesterday? I'm sure we don't get it for ages. Gr.
Not that I'm bitter. Or anything. Ahem.
Bed. YES.
And then he tries to hug the Great Khali and comes up to about his belly button. Oh Jeff, their attempt to make you seem LOVED BY ALL backstage just made you look such a shortarse. I feel your pain. I look like that trying to reach things on high shelves.
He's still totally not eloquent in the ring. "I want to do bad things to bad people but I can't because it isn't in the script, so move on and watch me get the crap beaten out of me this Sunday instead!" He could do with some lessons from Rocky or early!Jericho. S'nice to see the entire arena go batshit for him though.
(I loved hm first! Just saying. ;-) )
Oh hai Triple H! Mocking Todd for not knowing what the Latin on the back of his shirt means bwahahaha. Oh Trips. I'm staying up for No Way Out on Sunday (we get it free! We get hardly any PPVs free anymore; I miss the good ol' days where our biggest problem was switching to channel 4 for the Royal Rumble) for Jeff but I won't be too upset if you win.
I should probably go to bed; I only came down to check train times because my internet wasn't working upstairs but I just figured I'd see if Jeff opened Smackdown. Mmm. Also, apprently you Americans got Dollhouse yesterday? I'm sure we don't get it for ages. Gr.
Not that I'm bitter. Or anything. Ahem.
Bed. YES.
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Date: 2009-02-14 05:07 am (UTC)and triple h is still there!? i used to watch this when i was like, 10 and i hated him for breaking stephanie mcmahon and test up, lololololol. and i totally thought all of this was real.
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Date: 2009-02-16 12:37 am (UTC)Trips is still around in all his hulking glory. The Undertaker too. I started watching it because my brother did and I wanted to mock him for how bad it was... then suddenly I was watching it. *facepalm* It's not as good as it used to be though.
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Date: 2009-02-14 05:12 am (UTC)Jeff. LOL. And hey, I loved him before you did, dearie. :-P
Oh man, watching this though has made me REALLY miss wrestling and the asylum.
And yeah, Dollhouse aired like... a couple of hours ago in my time zone. :-D It was good. Definitely a must watch. If I knew how to get it for you, I would SOOOOOO do that.
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Date: 2009-02-16 12:53 am (UTC)Well, yes. ^_^ But we probably loved him before most of the screaming kids in the audience going nuts every time he walks out right? It makes me feel kinda old. It's still bizarre that he's main-event material now.
I know. *sad* Occasionally I find myself reading Bitter Wine and wishing we were still begging/bribing Merc for more.
S'ok, I'll beg/bribe my way around to see if I can snag it from anyone. ^_^ I miss my university network where things'd be up the next day.
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Date: 2009-02-17 06:50 am (UTC)True enough. There's a whole new generation of fangirls for Jeff. Him in the main event cracks me UP!
I know. It's so sad to think that all that is lost to the intrawebs.
*grin* I hope you can find it!
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Date: 2009-02-14 07:08 am (UTC)She just thinks it will be fun, and I am willing to play along.
Afterwards, we will have vegetarian Vietnamese food and have a good laugh, I'm sure. I'll post photos, if they're not too embarrassing.
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Date: 2009-02-16 01:07 am (UTC)Photos! Please. :DDD
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Date: 2009-02-14 09:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-16 02:02 am (UTC)Also it's the last car in the world I would've pegged as Jeff's, which made it more hilariously wtf? :)