Why am I still awake at twenty-to-six a.m.? Reading fic? Watching something? Catching up on Facebook messages I've been ignoring for months?
None of the above. The correct answer would be: tidying my freaking wardrobe. Which I started working on, oh, about six hours ago. I smell like dust, my floor is covered in the stuff I haven't sorted yet and I STILL DO NOT HAVE ROOM FOR ALL MY SHOES.
Clearly the universe is against me. Stupid shoe-hating universe.
None of the above. The correct answer would be: tidying my freaking wardrobe. Which I started working on, oh, about six hours ago. I smell like dust, my floor is covered in the stuff I haven't sorted yet and I STILL DO NOT HAVE ROOM FOR ALL MY SHOES.
Clearly the universe is against me. Stupid shoe-hating universe.