The Joye of Family.

[clo_again]

The mother has been here less than a day. Has already cleaned the house and is now in the process of mowing the back lawn, because grass over an inch long Mortally Offends her.

Losing the will to live. Send ninjas.

edit: WHY DOES SHE FEEL THE NEED TO STRIM THE EDGES, OH GOD WHY IT ISN'T HER HOUSE AND IT WASN'T EVEN THAT LONG AND WHY, JUST- WHY?!

Comments

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

What about Samurai cats. I could dress Mika and Belle up.

[clo.livejournal.com]

... Added bonus that they'd looked really cute while kicking ass. Send away! :D

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

And Belle is excellent at kicking arse. Mika will just sit and blink stupidly.

[clo.livejournal.com]

It's okay; Disco is pretty ninja-like so I'm sure she'll join in. Chip and Tortie can join Mika in the blinking stupidly department. It's a universal cat thing.

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

Its a universal male thing.

[clo.livejournal.com]

Another country. *wistful* That must be nice. It was nice when my mother was at the opposite end of Wales to me.

[redfiona99.livejournal.com]

The only possible explanation is that she's a mother and it makes them all a little mad.