Cruel and unnatural boy that he is.

[clo_again]

Sometimes I like to think Andy just likes to break me into tiny little pieces before pretending he's suddenly remembered he finished Idiot Rehab last summer. Like to think, because that means it's all planned and I don't have to hide quite so far under my desk or gibber quite so loudly at every break.

Idiot Rehab. He should totally invent that; most of all the players on tour would need to call in every now and then.

On related topics, I think they should stop giving Roger people to play in the early rounds. It's cruel. Instead they should make him wrestle bears or climb Ayers Rock using his teeth or something. I love the smug git to pieces but it's shooting fish in a barrel now.

That said, I want that purple Nike t-shirt he was practising in because *pretty*. No matter how deep I am in my current obsession with greens, purple will always be my first love.

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[make-a-move.livejournal.com]

Or he shouldn't be allowed to use his hands.

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

For losing that 38 point tiebreak, Andy needed to remember that he went to Idiot Rehab and ACTUALLY CAN PLAY TENNIS.

Lease he won. Though, right now I'm loving Mardy. Mardy!!!!

[clo.livejournal.com]

Hold the racquet in his teeth? ^_^

[make-a-move.livejournal.com]

I think it would be interesting. He'd still probably win though.

[clo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, someone needs to hit him with his own racquet for that one because O_O. I was wondering if the live scores had broken at one point.

True. He could win standing on his head wearing a pink tutut as long as he wins. Mardy is the good boy of those two. ^_^ Generally.

[clo.livejournal.com]

I'd watch it. :) Probably. I'm not sure what anyone could do to make him lose most of the time now.

[make-a-move.livejournal.com]

Parade a naked Andy in front of him? That might distract him.

I have an English-related question, if that's alright. We have to do a presentation soon, and I'm not sure which to do it on - either The Bloody Chamber, The French Lieutenant's Woman, Seamus Heany or Jacob's Room. Did you have the same choice, and which would you recommend to do?

[clo.livejournal.com]

Parade a... *is distracted* Naked Andy. Mmmmmmm.

We didn't have quite the same choice because I don't think we did Seamus Heaney or Jacob's Room. I loved the Bloody Chamber though; it was one of my favourite books all year. Plus you get to read fairy stories with it and it'll probably be fairly easy to find stuff to talk about on it. French Lieutenant's Woman... I got halfway through and died of boredom. Some of my friends liked it but I found it hard going. So, I think that's casting my vote Bloody Chamber-wards. :)

No History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters"? this year? That was an awesome book.

[deppprived.livejournal.com]

I'm really glad that I didn't watch Andy's match. As I said in MTF I prefer my hair in my head, not in my hands.

As for Roger, I think he instead of playing a match should just play strip poker with Andy.

And it should be televised.

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. I was having a heart attack over here. Not good. That boy is far too stressful. I don't know where he gets it. Although perhaps he's taken Roger's quota too. At least he knew he didn't play well.

Mardy so cute and Mardy beat people I don't like. :D *pets him* If he does something stupid the pretty of Mardy makes up for it anyway.

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

That would be the most perfect idea ever. Mmmmmm.

[eternalwings.livejournal.com]

What abouuutt, tying his hands togather so he can only use his foot or-
Oh hell he'd still win ^^