Okay so now I'm confused.

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One of the articles I was meant to be writing was a Lady in the Water-directed review of Shyamalan... but, as far as I can tell and no matter what release dates IMDb is throwing at me, it hasn't even been shown at any cinemas I can conceivably reach, ever, and doesn't look set to be at any point in the future.

...

Was it that bad?

edit: Ah illusions. You are so shiny and defendable while you last.