It kills me, *every* time.

[clo_again]

I'd forgotten that, on the episode with the Carver, Hamster says jokingly of Jeremy "He is my partner and also my lover" in a phony Dutch accent. And then a moment later walks across to James complaining that he'll never be able to forget being squashed between Jeremy's thighs in a Dutch three-wheeler.

I wish I could slash this show. Wish it with a *passion*.

Un-related topic: I want to do this. *Stop* me.

Comments

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

OMG YES.

I died when he said that. SO MUCH. And in one of the recent ones, when Hamster has the gay magazine and Jeremy's reading it.

TheyaresomyOTPofthatshow.

[clo.livejournal.com]

They'resomyOTPtoo except my brain rebels at the thought of slashing Jeremy with anyone. I wish it didn't because the *slash* and the way they make it so totally *obvious* and--

So gay. Totally. :D

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Exactly, and that's the problem. They are OTPish though. It's woeful. They do make it far, far too easy, especially Hamster and his knowledge of the best car to have sex in and-

No, not going there. Just not.

Very, very gay.

And I'd do that writing thing, but I'd be hopeless at it.

[clo.livejournal.com]

Damn Jeremy for being unslashable! They'd make slashing the tennis boys look like swamming across a lake of lava, it'd be so easy and yet Jeremy Clarkson just has to be awkward. -_- Plus Hamster would so totally be up for it. ;) God I need to slash him with Roger soon.

It'd be so excellent for my writing and the best con crit *ever* but a) I don't really have any excuse to spend time on it when I should be writing and b) I'm too shy to do any of the fics I want to. Maybe sometime this summer, when I'm getting somewhere with my fic.

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Jeremy is *always* awkward. We know this. And you totally need to slash him and Roger soon... you promised me that many months ago. You also promised me car sex with Andy and Roger. :P And kinkfic and... lots of things. I should keep a list.

You should be writing! Although lossi wants you online later when she gets back from getting foodage... or now. Now can also be good. And you should do it if you want to, it'd be good for you. I'm just hopeless at stuff like that.

[clo.livejournal.com]

Being awkward is a Jeremy trait; it's just more annoying for slash because it would be so perfect. *mourns* I do and I did and it's been bugging me a *lot* lately -- I think Hamster's looked particularly slashable the last few episodes of Top Gear -- so it's right at the top of my list right now. You should because I keep forgetting. ;)

I should and I might actually go do it, since I'm not doing anything else. If I come online then there will be no fic tonight either since I need to take a couple of hours off to experiment with risotto too, so unless you really need me there then no. *offers cookies instead* Mmm, I think I'll have to think about it. One of the fics I'd really want to do is seperis's anyway so I couldn't do it for the challenge but... I don't know. I'll think about when getting my recs list together. You're probably not; it's just commentary. It might be fun. :)

[lossi.livejournal.com]

That episode is right up there with: "I AM A DRIVING GOD!!!!"

Jeremy/HamsterscaresmebutIwantsitohyesIdo.

...So, would the commentary be done by the characters or...?

[clo.livejournal.com]

It is. It's a thing of beauty and I can't believe I'd forgotten it.

That'showIfeel*woes*.

Nope, it'd be like a DVD commentary by actors or writers. Giving your reactions and thoughts and impressions through the fic. It'd be so *good* for my writing but only if I picked something really good and... and then I'd be shy about doing it. ;)

[lossi.livejournal.com]

...I have exams, I have no time. I have exams, I have no time. I have exams, I have no time.

[clo.livejournal.com]

I actually find procrastinating during exam revision leads to better retention of the stuff you've revised. *nods* Especially fic; writing Aeneid and Odyssey slash for my A-level Classics revision = best revision ever. All you'd have to do is get maths into fic somehow... Shame you don't write in sci-fi fandoms where there's more excuse to have the techno-babble. I can't really see Marat explaining equations to Roger. :(

*snuggles*

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

I can't really see Marat explaining equations to Roger.

Bwahahahaha. That would be hilarious. I still have to write fic with Mardy trying to teach Andy maths to help him pass, and Andy distracting Mardy by groping him.

[clo.livejournal.com]

*grins* It would. Add that to the list of things I definitely want to see, because the babies groping each other is always adorable.

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

I just need to get the baby muses in order. Recently Andy has been clinging to Mardy but Mardy's been off experimenting with my other muses.