My mind is a bad, bad place to be.

[clo_again]

So, working on this year's batch of Wimbledon icons in a spare moment, . Had a giggle and then -- I actually *thought* about it. *Seriously*.

I didn't think even my plot bunnies were that twisted. >_< Oh... dear.

edit: STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

Comments

[eternalwings.livejournal.com]

I cant decide whether to laugh or wince GOOD GOD.
love the icon though!

[clo.livejournal.com]

I can't decide either. >_< Because *ow* but at the same time... I think I need to write some form of Roger/trophy smut this Wimbledon.

Thank you. :)

[eternalwings.livejournal.com]

How about...andy/roger/trophy? Some sort of-
Not. going. there.

[clo.livejournal.com]

That's the way my mind's going too. Now I've started thinking about it, it won't go away.

There has to be *some* sort of trophy-smut. Even if it's not-- well. Pineapple sex.

[eternalwings.livejournal.com]

*G* its addictive..maybe some sort of...snerky!andy whos mad at not winning the trophy so he....
ah. my poor mind.

[clo.livejournal.com]

>_< This is going to be in my head all through Wimbledon. Woe. Though now I'm wishing I thought to get a better look at the trophy when I was inches away from it last week. Missed research opportunities, dammit.

*ponders trophy smut*

[eternalwings.livejournal.com]

Oh hell it'll be in my head too ^^ I wanna see Andy play again he was adorkable yesterday.....inches away?!

[clo.livejournal.com]

I wish Andy was playing again today too. *woe* And oh, we went to the Wimbledon museum and it was on display. ^_^ Behind glass but still, *inches*. We got very squeeful. :)

[eternalwings.livejournal.com]

Blast living in Liverpool!! I so want to go to wimbledon and I can't!
I want to see him throw rackets around.
AND GOOD LORD WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO TIM! HE SWORE! HE ARGUED! HES BECOMING MCENROE!

[clo.livejournal.com]

You should go if you get the chance because it's awesome. :D It's not so hard to do; we went last year from Lancaster so Liverpool wouldn't be any worse. It's so worth it. ^_^

Timmy was adorable yesterday, though I'm still pissed he lost that match. -_- He was most Un-Tim like, though if that had been McEnroe, I doubt the stadium would've still been standing by the end. Poor Timmy.

[eternalwings.livejournal.com]

True true but hes looking much better, now theres all the pressure on murry not him he might do better!
I met Murry's brother the other day! hes here in liverpool for the tennis thingy and I sorta squinted and went- OOH!

[clo.livejournal.com]

He does seem to be playing much better and it's awesome. :D I have hope for Wimbledon, as long as Murray stays around long enough to keep the pressure off him.

That's awesome. :D

[eternalwings.livejournal.com]

I know it was very exciting, apperantly I was on tv like squeeing over him in the background but I didnt see me anyway :)

And considering the fact andy and roger seem to have gone mad (lovers tiff *cough* i betcha. Thats why they're playing not so great.) he might have a chance! Ahh im gonna go watch Blake smush Lleyton hopefully, he really annoys me I dont know why. Him and Rafa...no idea why!!

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Oh my god.

*giggles more*

You've got a dirty mind.

[clo.livejournal.com]

I really, really have. >_< I just didn't think it was *this* dirty.

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

I think everyone else did though :P Dirty minds are always the best ones.

[clo.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Warning would've been nice. ;) I almost fell off my chair with the "Brain, you did NOT just go there" shock. They really are though. Now I'm over the initial "ew", it's more "... so how would this work then?"

Has no one written trophy smut before? It's scandalous. All these players kissing and licking and trying to eat their trophies...

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

*giggles* But that takes all of the fun out of it! Your brain amuses me a lot. I have no idea how it would work... just the thought is making me giggle a lot. I'm not sure a lot of the trophies would work though, because they're all weird shapes.

[clo.livejournal.com]

^_^ One day I'll shock myself into *actually* falling off my chair. I'm wondering just how spikey that pineapple really is and whether or not to just go with it. Andy's insisted on being included if I do this. *eye roll*

That's true, not many of them have convenient... bits.

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

... NO HARMING ANDY WITH THE TROPHY.

[clo.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Andy's more thinking of harming Roger with the trophy. ;) Don't worry. I'm just wondering whether I want it to be *that* angsty or whether keeping it with lightly angsty trophy masturbation might be better.

... I can't believe I just typed that.

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

That's okay then. And I can't believe you just typed that either.

No hurting my baby.

[clo.livejournal.com]

*woes* It's official. I've passed the point of no return.

Definitely not. And probably not Roger either because pictures like this make me think there'd be no way to write *that* without slipping over into the realms of truly twisted. Looks like lghtly angsty smut it is.

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

I think you were long gone ;)

And, on everyone's behalf, ow. Definitely no hurting my baby with that, it'd be wrong and twisted and wrong again. *cuddles him* He's been hurt enough.

[lossi.livejournal.com]

Ow. OWWWWWWW. *crosses legs at thought*

Dude, we already know from Halcyon!verse where your mind can go ;) (I've also had some job advice that quite good if you still need it)

[clo.livejournal.com]

It is very ouch. >_< Those leaves look *sharp*.

But... trophy!sex! Even Halcyon wasn't that weird. (Sure. ^_^ Haven't started looking yet, so it's all useful.)

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

OK, ow ow ow ow ow, no thinking about that >.<

I was thinking more twisted than weird, and I think the sequels are gonna be more twisted ;) (Is there a university near you?)

[clo.livejournal.com]

I found a proper sideways picture of the trophy and went "OW". Definitely not thinking about it. >_<

... There will be twistedness, this is true. (Sort of one. It's technically a university but it's also technically crap. ;-) There's one in Chester too though that's better.)

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

Good...what are you thinking about?

Mmmmm, but it's very pretty twistiness ;) (Look on the uni website and the jobs they offer. There should be an email for someone who handles temp work. They're always looking for people apparently)

[clo.livejournal.com]

What I told Holly - lightly angsty trophy masturbation. ;)

Pretty twistiness is the best twistiness. :) (Oo, that's awesome. Will try it this week. Nice, soothing office work with no chance of spilling food on customers = bliss.)

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

Am I going to resort to begging for Marat in fic? :p

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees...Wow, we need help. (Although, I'd ask a lecturer to back you up as a character reference. I've got it easy because everyone knows my dad and knows I'm reliable. The problem is, they have lots of two or three week clerical or data entry assignments, but they need trustworthy people)

[chickybee32.livejournal.com]

There are not enough words for just how fucking proud of you and impressed I am right now. No words.

(that's wrong isn't it?)

[clo.livejournal.com]

:) Does this mean I've reached Ultimate Inmate Warpedness?! :D (Though you know, I bet you and Lilly could still beat me in a competition. ;) Inmate Sleepover Drinking Game; Who Can Prove They're the Most Twisted?)

(Probably. But we're Inmates; if it's wrong, it's just more fun!)

[chickybee32.livejournal.com]

I think we reached that point with the bible-slash. Which now, seems really kinda tame and less.. shocking than when we wrote it.

I don't think Lilly's twisted so much as... oh who am I kidding?

And that drinking game sounds like fun! How exactly would it work though??

[clo.livejournal.com]

That's very true. It's reached the point where I see a reference to Bible-slash and it's "Yeah, been there. Next!" It even crossed my mind -- in the throes of my oh-my-god-going-to-fail-desperateness -- to submit a version of Betrayed With A Kiss in my creative writing portfolio this year until I realised actually, it wouldn't seem so utterly normal to most people. Probably including my tutor. :)

... I was about to say "Not as twisted? You want to be the one to tell her that? ;-)"

Mmm. Sit in a circle and go round, each person having to give an example of their twistedness? if you can't think of anything or if the rest of the circle judges it not suitably twisted, drink a shot? Or varying numbers of shots depending on levels of twisted? Something.