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I was trying to avoid letting Tursunov's blog distract me this week but I've failed dismally as of now. Seriously, the guy makes me wonder how many real tennis players are snooping around the internet pretending to be shrieking fangirls. And being *better* at it than most of the shrieking fangirls, crikey. He's a complete nut and it's wonderful. The mention of scary cat fights in the locker room over the massage table? *dies*

I actually came back online because I'm bored and I know this essay is appallingly bad because I was wondering how to politely say "fucked her" in an essay context. "had sex with" I guess, because "slept with" feels totally dumb like I'm dancing around the point being too shy to say it but... eh.

1, 726 words. Once I get to 2,000 I'm going for a shower 'cause it'll be halfway and I need to be awake for the second half. Oh god. I'm doing so badly at this but I'm figuring I got good marks in the rest of the module so this shouldn't pull it down beyond redemption. I really did pick the hardest topic in existence, because in the words of Casanova I'm a knob I'm an idiot. Sigh.

edit: I also promise to stop spamming you all with pointless posts from tomorrow since this is the last really hard piece of coursework I have to do. Except the poetry portfolio but even that isn't this bad. Eh.