Su... suddenly it feels as if I'm stuck in a horrible, horrible dream.

[clo_again]

I know we've been laughing at this rumour for months. I know there are a million and one reasons we decided it couldn't be true, because Andy and *Maria*, it's just... *wrong*. It interfered with slash but that wasn't important because it was just newspapers making stuff up, as they like to do, just snatching at the stupidest threads of a story and going nuts. Because oh god, I didn't want to it be true on any level because *no*, *bad* Andy, badbadbad

I didn't think he could do anything else this week to make me heartbreakingly disappointed in him but that's exactly what he's done.

I have to go and cry now. Bitterly. Because even if he's happy, he's also *stupid* and Andy Roddick you complete and utter moron--

Going. Because if I pretend really really hard and don't look, I can forget what I just read.

edit: Looks like this might actually be for real.


edit: HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! All credit for HTML skills go to Holly and to Mila for originally suggesting Andy/Maria. :) Hope you enjoyed today as much as I did.

Comments

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

At least he's not marrying her *scowls at Brett Lee*

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

Ooh why, who's Brett Lee marrying?

Fiona

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

Liz Kemp *long suffering sigh*

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

Soap actress? The name seems familiar but I can't place it.

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

Actually, she's a podiatrist. O.o Still Blonde with model looks though.

[carolina30363.livejournal.com]

I went to Andy's site and I tried to find that article I failed....maybe is it really an April's fool?

Please let me hope!

[carolina30363.livejournal.com]

And the address is different this is not andyroddick.com, this is andyfan.com mmmmhhhh,
*hopes a little more in a April's fool"

[carolina30363.livejournal.com]

andyroddickfan.com I meant

[tasheila.livejournal.com]

Curse you and your photoshop skillz!!!!!!

Actually thought it was true. "OMG YAYE TENNIS COUPLE!" But then thought it was a prank, then thought it was real again and then saw the second link. ;)

Would've wanted Andy/Daniela more. :P But Andy/Roger is much better.

[mina-pak.livejournal.com]

i must admit i was shocked at first. :) then i read the article. you spelled rumor - rumours. i figured it out. :P

[clo.livejournal.com]

DAMNED AMERICAN SPELLING! *headdesk* I never even thought of that.

[mina-pak.livejournal.com]

*giggles* ha. i caught you. :P

anyways, who's holly and mila? i feel as if i should know but i don't know anyone's real names besides [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com], [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com], and [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]. i don't pay enough attention to these things. :) mila is one of my many nicknames, actually. it's a shortened version of my real name. mina is just the korean name i go by. :D

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

*points to self*

I'm Holly :)

[lovemeforme-7.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA that is just amazing. mina_pak, I'd have never thought about that hahahaha.

Well clo you know I hated you for like, 5 minutes. I mean, I believed the joke for 5 whole MINUTES. My chin hit the floor! hahaha.

You outdid yourself here, for real lol.

[clo.livejournal.com]

I clearly didn't think about it either. ^_^ I should've written the article before last night and spent a few days tweaking it.

*giggles* I'm glad some people believed it. It wouldn't have been fun if everyone saw right through it.

kindoftrouble did all the HTML work and making it Andy/Maria was a joint idea between her, me and lossi. :) All I did was write the article and post the link. ^_^ We really shouldn't be let loose together, because we cause far more chaos than we could individually.

[lovemeforme-7.livejournal.com]

Ahh you three are evil. You should've seen people at MTF's reaction. *giggles*

And I absolutely agree with the last line. (:

[clo.livejournal.com]

You told people at MTF? Where? Can I see? *giggles* I was so tempted.

^_^

[lovemeforme-7.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't post it. *giggles* but a friend that's in tennisslash and also posts regularly on MTF posted it on Andy's forum. They all thought it was a joke from AR.com lol.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=60205&page=48&pp=15

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

*dies at their reactions*

That is HILARIOUS. So very, very hilarious.