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[clo_again]

I was meant to be getting up early this morning to do washing. Woke up. Looked out the window. Decided torrential rain wasn't worth it and went back to bed. Which was all very well and good but now I have to go see a Neurotic English Student about a presentation. After me and wolves8 decided, at 2:47am last night, to send her an email saying "Look we want to scrap everything and start over."

Actually there may be no meeting. She's the type of person to actually expire of shock on reading that. Hm.

Oh how much am I not looking forward to this. >_< *goes to make coffee for support*

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[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

Normally I'd hug you...but I'm still not sure I like you right now :p

Evil Lady.

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

*agrees* Clo gets hugs apart from when she's being evil and torturing us. I think that you enjoy making us go crazy.

Very evil. Much more evil than me, and you say I'm the devil.

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

I mean, there's being evil and making us imagine terrible things, and then there's laughing about them...

I don't think she's the Devil, that's you. I mean, she is giving us Vamp!fic, so there has to be some good in her.

Not much, but I'm sure it's there.

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Exactly. You can be evil and make us have the horrible mental image but to laugh at them is just mean and shows the true depth of evilness.

But if she's more evil than me, then I can't be the devil. And besides, I'm writing vampfic with you. That must account for something!

Very, very hidden, if it is.

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

Precisely. Here we are, going crazy and worrying over Datta and she's laughing. It's not very nice at all.

Ah, but she doesn't kill off anyone we love in her vamp!fic...because she knows if she kills anyone off, especially the person in my icon, she will be experiencing pain. :p

You realise after she posts, we'll be back to worshipping her?

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Not nice whatsoever. She's really showing her true nature, which is evil. We should have seen it beforehand. I wouldn't share. Not unless she revealed all her secrets. And one day I will own that match. *grins

Mmmm, true. And plus, there needs to be more of the pretty threesome because it's so hot. Especially with Marat as human. She wouldn't kill him. And she wouldn't kill Roger because she likes him being a bastard too much.

Oh yes. How else would we get more Datta?

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

I think we did, we just somehow assumed that she liked us and wouldn't be mean ;) Obviously, we were wrong.

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

There was that, yes. Sadly, we underestimated her evilness. We really should have seen it coming. It will be justice. Yes. And she will only get it if she uses something as bargaining power... and we both know she can't bargain well ;)

I know. More people should write it. You can still have Andy/Roger as an OTP with Marat in there too. Threesomes are fun. We do know where she lives, and England isn't that big ;) She's just a train ride away. We did take it a step too far but it was exceptional fun writing bastard!Roger. It makes a nice change.

Yay sign! It needs to have glitter. And then we can fangirl her. It will be fun.

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

We should have. We were too excited about Datta and it was late and we were easily duped. She duped us.

They really should. I mean, there's fodder out there, fodder! Andy/Roger can only be improved with the addition of Marat. More volatility and prettiness is good. We do nknow where she lives AND we have her phone number. We can call her at weird times and stalk her. :p We needn't a villain we didn't hate right away, AKA Roger. Also, can't have someone we don't like sleeping w/ Andy.

*giggles* I really hope my dad's away at tennis party time. He doesn't need to see me the night before w/ a massive piece of cardboard and glitter ^^

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

We'd be much less insane if she wasn't on MSN so late and come on at normal hours ;) We were overly excited, but that's her fault. She shouldn't let us ask questions. She should work on that. Or maybe not, because then she'd be able to bargain better, and I like our deals right now. That's true, she does.

You can't make anything worse with the addition of other pretty people. It's just not possible. And Andy/Marat/Roger? So, so hot. Andy's the pretty, pale, bouncy American with the two darker (but still pretty) Europeans. We do, so we can text her to get on MSN and talk to us. Though, then she can be evil some more which is bad for us. You can't hate Roger at first, no, but then you see his true evilness. He can sleep with Andy for a while, but then Andy is sad when we kill him :( *pets Andy*

He would give you the strangest look EVER. Actually, that would be hilarious.

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

Well...not that much ;) But I do believe that angst proliferates at night, so last night? Totally her fault. She should let us ask question, but when we ask, she should answer :p

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

But we would be less insane. Definitely. It's the lateness that makes us worried and slightly Datta-crazy and angsty. I think it was late when we decided to kidnap Marat, that was definitely angsty. Yep, doomed. We're much better off now, at least we sort of have the upper hand, even if she does keep us on a string.

He is Slutty McSlut. You can pair him with pretty much anyone and it still makes sense. You could even add him to Roger/Tommy, Andy/Mardy... we even managed to get Andy/Mardy/Roger/Marat... ooh, very pretty, that one is. Fine :P Except I have to be up early so I won't be on that late. Maybe until 1, but we'll see. Poor Andy indeed. We enjoy making Andy and Marat angst too much, I think.

We are crazy, I'll give him that ;) *dies* And I'm guessing it would be a big poster. You'd get some really weird looks.

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, the angst comes out when you're tired, I mean the kinda things we were thinking about last night? Waaaaaaaaay too angsty. Poor Marat, he gets over it though...eventually.

Sluttysluttyslutslut our Marat. At least he's more likely to admit it, more than other players who are sluts and are unwilling to admit it. Andy/Mardy/Roger/Marat was very pretty, although there was angst-age again ^^ I know you've got training tomorrow, so we we can text her early :p Last night I think we got her on about midnight or so. It's weird that they're our favourites and yet we torture them so much.

I would get some very strange looks, especially since it's at least a 50 minute walk to the station...Might have to make the poster look crappy by folding if it rains :(

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

*nods* We were way overly dramatic, it's kinda funny looking back on it. But still, we didn't deserve to be laughed at! At all. Yes. We like to think we have the power but we really don't. Clo's got us on a short leash. She's a tricksy hobbit, Clo is.

He is such a slut. He even likes his racquet. I think Marat would admit it... Roger, not so much. He's too proper to admit he's a slut. It's more fun if they are sluts though. Andy's kinda slutty, but he's more slutty with the Americans and Roger and Marat than everyone else. It was so pretty, but we can't resist the angst. At least that ended up happily! Yep, tonight has to be earlier as I can't be dead for training tomorrow. That wouldn't be good. I think that's why we enjoy torturing them. We do have twisted minds.

*giggles* It will probably rain. I mean, it's Wimbledon. How can it not rain?

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

It is funny, because we seriously started spazzing and thought up some totally melodramatic scenarios.

Our minds = twisted beyond belief. And good luck for tomorrow ;)

Fine, I shall carry the big poster wrapped in a black bin bag then, to keep it dry :p

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

I know. Sometimes we amuse me, especially with our overdramaticness at times. Most of the time. Neither would I. Maybe now I posted them she'll use a couple and omgnopleaseclo *begs*

Yes. We blame Buffy for that. Joss Whedon created the most twisted show ever ;) Thanks :)

That's a good plan. And when at the station we can hold it and fangirl.

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

See, it's funny in the morning, but last night we were bad.

Buffy was fucked up when you think about, I say we blame our vamp obsessions on the show and OMGwhenAngelbitesBuffy.

LOL, get glitter all over the station floor.

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Most things seem better in the morning, but last night we were just terrible. Insane and not in a fun way. Me too. You can't do that to us, clo, you just can't.

Buffy was fucked up. But it was created by the guy who endorses Spike/Angel, so you can't really be surprised. That was one of the hottest moments on tv, ever. Also, when Spike lets Dru lick the blood off his fingers. Mmmm.

We so would. We'd leave a glittery mess at Exeter Station.

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

Total angstwhores last night, it's a good thing we went to bed rather quickly.

Mmmmm, bloodplay = hot. We know this. You know what else is hot? Mardy fucking Marat or generally people who don't top, topping Marat :p

And clo can take the poster home as a gift ;)

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Definitely. Imagine what we could have thought up if we'd stayed online longer! Lossi and Holly crying is a bad thing. I hope clo doesn't want that.

Mmm, yes. Sho pretteh. Actually, people topping Marat is just hot, because he doesn't seem like a bottom ever. But especially when Mardy does it.

She can. It can be her present :D

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

Don't even go there, what we came up with was bad enough. Worse than bad enough.

It's always hot for some reason, he just has this...aura of "I don't bottom". It's the height and the muscles and the dark moodiness. Marat Safin doesn't bottom. Apart from on special occasions.

She can stick it on her wall and have people ask awkward questions.

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Way worse than bad enough. We went past bad into horrible. We can only hope that she's not that evil.

Definitely the height, he's so tall. He just has this... aura around him. He only bottoms for vamp!Tommy and once for vamp!Mardy. *pets the vamps* And also for playboy!Andy when he was a whore. We really put Marat through a lot.

She'll get a lot of odd looks for that. "Um... a couple of crazy friends made it. They're insane. Yes. I don't know what they were thinking."

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

Seriously, something was up with us. Those are not normal fic angst thoughts, these were...majorly tragic.

Mmmmmm, we enjoy making Marat do things he doesn't really want to admit he likes. Tommy's also pretty non-bottomy (apart from H!Tommy), Mardy's usually bottom and Andy and Roger switch a lot.

"Yeah, I really don't actually know them that well, they're more aquaintances than anything else" "What's a clo?" "...OUT OF MY ROOM PLZ."

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

I think it was the fact that clo was evil and made our minds wander with her comments. She made us think bad, horrible thoughts tht should never happen. We do have her number ;) We can stalk her.

We do. He really did like Andy being a little rough with him... he just didn't want to admit it, especially to playboy!Andy. Tommy doesn't seem like he would bottom, it's all the German rage. (H!Tommy doesn't count, cause he's insane.) Andy I can see preferring to top, but he doesn't mind bottoming. Roger just seems pretty versatile.

*dies* "... Okay." *runs from clo and her evil genius*

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

There were some shocks and she tried to convince us that stuff that would never happen, would happen. It's all her fault in the end ;)

There are reasons I can see Marat not liking to bottom, maybe because I'm convinced Carlos was his first and he would very rarely/never let Marat top. Plus tough guys don't bottom ;) With Andy it depends on who he's with. I see him topping more w/ Roger and Mardy, less with Marat and Tommy. Roger's more of a bottom, but likes to top too.

"...Fucking poster"

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

And it made our minds wander which led to us becoming angstwhores. It's totally clo's fault. If all else fails, blame her. I see that happenning ;)

I just don't see Marat bottoming. He just isn't the type. The Carlos thing would make sense, which is why I always think as Rafa as a bottom too, the young ones being taught by the elder. Which is why Andy and Roger are so great, they're interchangeable, though I think Andy would want to top more, simply because it'd be the one time he gets control over Roger. Unlike their matches.

"...Why do they have to fangirl me anyway?"

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

Isn't that was he always do?

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Yep, we do always blame clo. That would be hilarious. Just turn up on her doorstep.

Which is why AUs are so fun with Marat. You can make him bottom. Definitely not. Andy needs something to get over losing to Roger time and time again.

"Why the hell did I agree to that?!"

[clo.livejournal.com]

*kicks LJ for eating half her comment* That was just odd. But, try again...

Okay, I'm trying not to let myself be distracted from work -- failing, dismally ;) -- but had to share something that's always left me a little hesitant to label guys as 'top' or 'bottom'. (The link is about as far from "parentsafe" or "flatmatesafe" as you can get, so watch out. ;) )

"There seems to be a trend in slash to make one partner, usually the smaller or younger of the pair, a total bottom. Most men do have a preference, but it's more a continuum than an either/or proposition. There are guys who are exclusively one or the other, but it's more usual to be versatile with leanings towards one or the other. It isn't always based on size or age either. The toppest top I ever met was a fragile little femme, who wore makeup and painted his nails. But once in bed he was a complete top, aggressive and wild. So don't make the mistake of assuming the obvious. Mix it up, have Mulder top Skinner, or Iolaus top Hercules."
- http://www.squidge.org/~minotaur/classic/anal.html (at the bottom of the page.)

So way I see it, Marat could be top or bottom, though Datta-Marat does lean more towards top. H!Tommy has whore-related issues with topping but I do like to keep the guys flexible. :) So many possiblities, especially with three of them. That whole site is helpful actually, if you can avoid flatmates or parents or work-people walking in on your while you're reading it. ;-) The things I do in my spare time. >_<

Okay. Back to poetry.

[kindoftrouble.livejournal.com]

LJ is odd. We know that. It's probably because you put a tag in it which LJ eats and then it eats the rest of the comment too.

It's possibly worrying that I have that link in my favourites, isn't it? But Marat writes himself as a top. I don't know why, he just does. It's like Brian from QAF US, he doesn't bottom, ever. He's not this great big strong guy but he's got this... aura about him, a bit like Marat. I just don't see him as a bottom unless there's a good reason why he would be bottomming.

Whereas Andy, Roger, Mardy... actually, mostly everyone else is pretty versatile. Perhaps not regular Tommy or H!Tommy, but for different reasons.

(This is why I like QAF US so much. Justin's a small blonde but he likes topping just as much as Brian. Brian is a total top. Michael will do both but leans towards bottomming. Ted will do both, but he likes to top. kinda Emmett's the typical extravagant gay guy who likes to bottom (they had to have one). Uh, will stop rambling now.)

Yes. Back to poety.

[fionaandlossi.livejournal.com]

LJ's fucked up ^^

LOL, I have Minotaur's site in my bookmarks and have done since I was...16 or so? :p I do agree with it, but I also think that some players are more likely to top/bottom and Marat...doesn't seem too flexible w/ it ;)

Poetry -_- good luck