Oranges and lemons say the bells of St. Clements...

[clo_again]

Flatmate was humming the tune to that earlier and now it's stuck in my head. *sighs*

scoobydumblonde, have you seen ? It is Tommy right? (The caption said it was but I'm still in shock.)I suddenly have plotbunnies about tennis players with secret porn careers because dude. And no, I am not contemplating if it would be possible to somehow paste Mardy over her. *coughs*

So that was my shocking Google moment of the day. Otherwise not much else has happened. *shrugs* Have Creative Writing that has to be in for midnight but haven't started yet because (a) that would involve being motivated and (b) it's only 750 words and (c) it's supposed to be a "childhood memory". So really, 750 words of overly descriptive bullshit invention shouldn't take me too long. It's starting to get really old having to do this now, because we're supposed to be rewriting our portfolios to submit - there's no point in doing useless exercises like this. -_- Stupid tutors.

Tried to re-henna my hair earlier but my hair's so dark anyway that although there is a red tint, it's hard to notice. And now my bathroom is spectaculary filthy from the henna. Do I care? *thinks* Nope.

'Spose I should go and do Creative Writing. Sorry I've been so useless with fic this week. I think the plotbunnies have run away with my motivation. Hopefully I'll find it again tomorrow. *sighs*

Clo

EDIT: *blinks* Oh god I need to get tennis-player-porn out my head while I do my Creative Writing. Especially since it's meant to be based on a childhood memory.

Tommy, you bastard. *glares at him* Go and be sexy somewhere else for a little while.

EDIT2: Oh and the other thing I've been forgetting to ask, is have people seen the pretty Carlos and Rafa pictures someone on PS uploaded? They're so adorable! http://groups.msn.com/PlaySuspended/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1 and http://groups.msn.com/PlaySuspended/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=2.

I promise to shut up about tennis now. At least for a little while.

Comments

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

That is him. SI does the Swimsuit edition and they frequently have sports stars and their girlfriends in one section. *glares at the girl* though supposedly she is his ex, though I'm not sure

If you could take her out and replace her with Mardy I would DIE!!!

And... well... you can kinda see what I meant a while back about Mardy coughing up a furball. *giggles* Like Andy would with Roger. :-D

My question is, have you seen this picture??

[clo.livejournal.com]

...

"I'm sorry, Clo can't get back to you at the moment. She seems to be choking on the floor. Please leave a message and when she stops dying, she'll get back to you..."

Holy tennis stars with porn careers Batman! *dies again*

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

*giggles* *pets Tommy* *gives you cpr*

Tommy in porn would... heheheh... I'm sorry. I can't think beyond the image of him and Mardy in a porno now...

[clo.livejournal.com]

*revives* I want to be a photographer. More specifically that photographer. *whimpers* His pants...!

I'm blaming Channel 4's latest craze, 'The Dark Side of Porn' which is always on just around the time I'm bored enough to be flicking channels. Combine that with tennis players and just damn...


This should be written. By someone, or many someones or all of us. Damn.

This is all Tommy's fault. ^__^

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

Eh, me I just want to be the girl. :-D

*giggles* It should be written... Tennis stars with a side job of porn stars! I... damn you. I do not need another plot bunny! *scowls*

[clo.livejournal.com]

*SHRIEKS*

I... I can't even speak. I'm making little squeaking noises of glee. OMG. *dies* OMG!!! ^__________^

*hugs* I love you. *giggles* That's amazing.

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Nice. That is hilarious!

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

*g* I'm glad they did. ;-D

Ummm...

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Re: Ummm...

[clo.livejournal.com]

*nods frantically* Exactly!

Re: Ummm...

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

SO HOT!!! *dies again just thinking about it*

Re: Ummm...

[clo.livejournal.com]

You can say that again. *shivers*

Re: Ummm...

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

Tommy, you wouldn't want to come and live in my closet, would you?

[clo.livejournal.com]

*nods and whimpers* Pretty much my reaction. x_X

[clo.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Lots of glorious pic-spam!

Don't they give you the most delicious plot bunnies? They're all over each other! *squees*

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

*faints* Tommy!!!


*squeals* Carlos and Rafa ares o cute and omg almost canon.....I mean them...bed....snuggles.....*collapses*

[clo.livejournal.com]

*nods* Hotness like that should come with health warnings.

*giggles* Aren't they just like a married couple? It's so adorable! *snuggles them too*

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

*nods frantically* Health warning definitely needed! *melts*

So cute!

[clo.livejournal.com]

*wonders who she'd write to to get health warnings put on all very hot pics*

*nods* I love them. ^__^ *snuggles*

Erm ... it's not very good but ...

[fire-and-ice-22.livejournal.com]

mainly, because I couldn't find a better picture of Mardy ...