I think that's the first time I've heard him talk...

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Marat speaks English so well. o_O Better than Roger I think, though maybe with a heavier accent. I don't know why I'm surprised, but I am. *blinks* It makes me feel guilty for not bothering to learn more Italian over the last few months.

In other news, I am sowing plotbunnies throughout my f-list. *looks smug* Run free little bunnies, run free! Mwahaha!

I have to write a story of 1,500 words by midnight tonight, focused on a modern version of this woman. Why do I get the feeling this will be interesting? *smirks* My tutor thinks I'm sweet and innocent and can only write fluff. What do you think - should I surprise her? ;-)

Off to watch Feds' match and plan story and... oooo! Roger interview. *distracted*

Clo

EDIT: *giggles* Now the commentators are talking about Rafa being the next Terminator. Mmm, Rafa in those shades and a big gun...

*coughs* I'm sorry. Ignore me.

EDIT: Commentator: "Beautiful setting, beautiful day... and one of the most beautiful players in the world, Roger Federer."

Me: *SHRIEKSDIES* I can't believe he just-! Oh he meant how he plays tennis. Right. *blushes*

He is beautiful though. *pets him*

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[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

*chokes*

*cackles*

Rafa....terminator....

*falls off chair*

[clo.livejournal.com]

*giggles* That was basically my reaction when they said it. Isn't it a fantastic image?

*keeps giggling*

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

*clambers back onto chair*

*still snickering*

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

I've heard Marat interview before. He does speak English really well. *nods* *pets him*

All I can say is I now have Hooker!Andy running around in my head offering himself to EVERY OTHER MUSE for five bucks! he just wants the sex obviously -- and for the record, I think I have like upwards of 110 muses in all my fandoms

Rafa as the next Terminator?? *giggles and falls off chair* So cute!

*pets Roger* He is beautiful. I think I would've died too to hear that.

Speaking of, you SUCK 'cause you get to watch this tournament. *pouts* I hate not having cable - I probably won't even get to see the final match.

[clo.livejournal.com]

I don't know why I was so surprised. It just proves his beauty is matched by his genius. ;-) *pets his pretty curly hair*

*DIES* I'd pay five bucks for a Hooker!Andy!! *giggles madly* Bad Andy, being so easy. You'll annoy Roger!

Isn't it!! *giggles* I think his nickname is 'The Terminator' so the commentators took it a step further and imagined him as the actual Terminator. :-)

I'm just glad no one else was home at the time because I shrieked at the TV. *giggles* I *swear* these commentators just do it to wind me up sometimes.

No it's BAD. o_O All I've done lately is sat and watched tennis - it's kind of a novelty because usually it's on at three in the morning, so having it on in almost the same timezone as me is bizarre. But I'll still miss the final - going back to uni Sunday. *sighs* And then I might miss everything till Wimbledon. *woe* No one's done anything spectacular, so you haven't missed much.

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

*strokes Marat's hair* *nods* Exactly.

*giggles* I'll tell him that. So far he's got no takers. Well, 'cept EvilLawyer!Marat keeps leering at him, but Roger just glares at EvilLawyer!Marat and he backs away. *pets Hooker!Andy*

That's so frickin' adorable! Terminator!Rafa... *falls over giggling*

Really, I bet they do. *nods*

I wanna watch the tennis!! I don't care if none of it's spectacular, I still wanna watch! *pouts*

[clo.livejournal.com]

It's so curly! *giggles*

No *takers*?! Dude. I just realised how smut-mad my muses are since they just fell over each other in the race to be first to beg me to send them over to you. Damn them. *glares at them to make them behave* And keep glaring Roger! *pets him* Protect your sweet little hooker. *giggles*

What's "I'll be back" in Spanish? *ponders in between giggles*

Evil!commentators. *nods* It's true and not a conspiracy theory, honest!

*pets* Use it to make me feel guilty in future whenever you want fic/my soul oh no you've already got that/instant obedience? ;-) Don't think I'll get to watch much of the rest of it though, since the 'rentals are home for the rest of the week and they complain about tennis being on for five hours a day. *sighs* Then we can be tennis-deprived together.

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

I love curly hair! :-D

I think mine are scared of what Roger might do... though, Slutty!Mardy is making the same offer and still no takers. Though, Tommy is checking him out... *giggles* Sweet little hooker?? Isn't that an oxymoron?? ;-D

I believe it's "hasta la vista" *falls over laughing* which technically translates to see you next visit, but same diff

Not at all a conspiracy theory. *g*

*pets the pretty soul I now own* *ponders using it to make you write me fic* *giggles* No tennis sucks. *pouts*

[clo.livejournal.com]

I think I love Roger's curls just a little more but Marat's are so pretty. His interview was right after his match and he had hat-hair. *giggles*

Roger can be scary when he wants to be. *nods* And yep, my muses just fell over themselves again to pounce on Slutty!Mardy. *pours cold water over them* Sheesh. Go Tommy! And I think it might be... though Julia Roberts was quite sweet as a hooker and I'm pretty sure Andy will be equally sweet. *pets him*

*dies* I should have remembered that!! ^__^ Doesn't Arnie actually say it in the movies, or during some movie, I can't remember. *ponders* Rafa will feel right at home. ^_^

Nope. Not at all. *looks shifty* Really.

No using of the soul against me! That's just... evol, on many levels. *nods* And it does. *sighs* People should appreciate the beauty of tennis more.

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Hat hair! SO cute! Roger's curls are prettier, maybe... mostly 'cause he let's 'em loose

How 'bout I send Slutty!Mardy over to you? Roger is scary. He just snarled at Tommy and Tommy only walked by Hooker!Andy. *sighs* Andy is quite sweet... trying to act like a man of the world, when he's really naive.

*giggles* *nods* He did.

*falls over laughing*

But... but I am evol! ;-) People really should appreciate the beauty of tennis more. *nods* Especially American's 'cause hello! Andy is OURS! *giggles*

[clo.livejournal.com]

*giggles* It was very cute. *pets him* Alas, Roger kept his bandana on for his interview today. *sighs mournfully* And as I've frequently said, I adore Roger's curls more than it should be possible to adore something. *snuggles them* ^__^

YAY!! Slutty!Mardy!! :D (My muses love that plan.) Roger should keep sticking up for his pet hooker. *nods* Andy is adorable, hooker or not and we should snuggle him at every opportunity and feed him cookies. *nods*

*giggles* Rafa the Terminator... hell, I'd buy a copy several copies of that on DVD. ^__^

:p *giggles*

But there's evol and then there's plain evol. *nods* ;) And of they should. *sighs* At least the British have an excuse, since we seem to be a nation utterly obsessed with football. Tennis is an afterthought. Though if we had someone as pretty as as amazing as Andy, we'd probably sit up and take notice. ^__^

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

*pets Marat* Stupid...*bites tongue* I was stuck swearing at my computer while watching the scores. :-( Anyhoo... I wish I could see the interviews... those seem to be the best parts *G*

*sends Slutty!Mardy over to you* I'm not using him right now... though Hooker!Andy is pouting because I sent his friend away. *sighs* Can never make everyone happy can I? Oh look, Roger is "comforting" him. *drools*

*giggles* That would be a DVD worth buying. :-D

AM I both?? ;-D Yeah, hi, nation absorbed in BASEBALL!! Steroid central! *rolls eyes* Baseball is boring, unless you go to a live game. Even then, still not so much fun. *pets Andy and feeds him cookies*