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To my government; plz to be removing head from ass before appointing people to completely inappropriate positions.

The mention of the cult is also baffling. I mean, I thought people grew out of cults when they were oh, sixteen and being a teenage rebel lost its appeal? And we have a member of a cult as a politican. Oh yeah, they're going to be nice and unbiased in their views, absolutely. Five gold stars to Tony Blair again, good going there Tony.

Sometimes, the only thing you can do at the British government is roll your eyes. (The same goes for my university who've finally put window restrictors on our kitchen windows so they open all of an inch and a half. I used to love looking at the window at some crazy time of the morning and watching all the people walk past but no, we're three fucking years old and can't be trusted with normal windows. I swear, they put one on my window and I'm making an official complaint to the university. I've had enough of them.)

edit: Idly watching a car ad on the Independent site, I instantly identified the car as a Honda Civic just from the engine start button. Damn you Top Gear!

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-_- *points at mood* Stupid bloody weather.

Also, going to fail creative writing this year. I've decided.

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...

Creative writing, while being much, much easier than theory? Is still dull when you've been doing it most of the day. Or, some of the day. I've been way too distracted. Damn weather being too hot to concentrate.

*sighs* And I'm only starting the plan for the second crit; I need to plan out a third one and write them all by tonight. And preferably start poetry because I have in excess of 12,000 words of story and essay to write tomorrow and oh, not fun.

WHY DID I LEAVE IT, WHY?

Ahem. Head? meet Desk. I'm sure you two will get along famously.

edit: Avoiding the fact that I've actually spent the last forty-five minutes procrastinating -- OMGGOINGTOFAIL -- okay over it, I've decided the hilarity of fandom_wank is directly in proportion to how much work I'm avoiding to be there. The latest Doctor Who wank is killing me, seriously. "Every time you pull the fandom seniority card, God writes a masturbating!Ten voyeur!Mickey fic. Please, think of the fanfiction." And "Since you read with the sophistication of a 12 year old one will happily assume not. "Now I really am offended! I clearly stated that I'm five!"

Fandom_wank. Pure genius.

...A bird totally nearly flew in my open window and practically did a backflip at the last second to avoid it, scaring me half to death. Jeez birds, there's some serious not-working going on here! Stop being distracting!


Edit: "Oh - everything slash has always existed. Someone somewhere writes Rhubarb and Custard slash (my apologies to any non- Brits who may not get that reference).

Dosn't make it good interesting or useful, does it?

I recomend actually having sex. Very much to be preffered."

*quietly chokes on her laughter at teh Crazee over in the corner*

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Just going through all the -- very disorganised and confusing, I'm considering suggesting an LJ community instead next year -- creative writing folders and found some crits from way back in the first term that I hadn't read, from the older lady in our group. On me having two boys in fancy dress accidentally meeting in a wine cellar, she remarked "...both inadvertently camping it up in their rubber suits ..."

*dies* I think I love her a little bit. :D