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People? Are you all sitting comfortably? You're sure? Then let me share something with you.

Johnny Depp was in Wales.

I live in Wales.

He was about a two hour drive from where I now sit, less if you *really* wanted to get there quickly.

Johnny Depp was within a hundred miles of me AND I DIDN'T KNOW.

My life as a fangirl is over. I shall retire to a cave on the hillside and eat grubs and roots and go round shaking my fist at the sky yelling "You bastard!" all the time. *tragic face* Why Fate? Why do YOU MOCK ME DAMN YOU?!

....

On the *ieensy* plus side, my dad said if I *had* known he wouldn't have driven me there anyway, so I suppose knowing and not being able to get there would have been worse. Still. He could still be there for all I know. What the hell am I sitting here for?! I should be on the train/stealing a car/running as fast as I can to get to there!! Damn me for being so useless! Gaaaaaaaaaah!!

Yeah. So. That over with I am continuing a vicious cycle started by Lirpa.... ;-)

Gay Bear

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No comment. *is dying of laughter on the floor*

Wood

You are the chinese element of Wood. People who
are under the element of wood are practical,
focused and like to learn. Wood, you are a
natural leader, but you also like to control a
lot, you're never still and especially hate to
lose. The color of wood is blue/green and your
symbol is the dragon. Spring is the season in
which wood shines, and it's months are
January/February. Your weather condition is
rain. Wood is the direction east, and your day
is Thursday, while your planet is Jupiter.
Animals under your element are usually scaled.
People under you are the Mongols. Your sense is
sight, your taste is sour, your sound is
calling and your virtue is benevolence. Your
organ is the liver. You were created by Water
and you control Earth.

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Have finally taken Nurofen for my toothache and it's kinda working. I can still feel it but it doesn't hurt as much. Am kinda hoping if I shut up and ignore it, it'll go away. My usual tactic. Usually works too.

Johnny Depp in Wales! *cries* Merc is gonna kill me for not kidnapping him. ;-)

Love, peace and jelly babies,

Clo