*handflail* This Is Not The Post You're Looking For

[clo_again]

So Twitter isn't working and I cannot share my every pointless whim with the entire world (or at least the unfortunate part of it that follows me). Curses!

And yet it made my open an LJ entry box which I've been meaning to do for about two four some months now. Maybe Twitter needs to break every day. For about an hour at 7pm GMT would usually work for me Twitter bird, thanks. I think the world would manage not to spontaneously combust with missing an hour of pointless celebrity death hoaxes every day.*

Sadly, this is not a proper entry. It's not a proper entry even though I have an epic Avengers Weekend DVD Marathon entry With jesse_kips that I should've made about three weeks ago (with pictures!) entry sitting half-written in a private draft post, or a I Hate My Job So Much Because The Stupidity of People Makes Me Want To Smash All The Things entry sitting half-written in my head, or a Here Is Amazing Avengers Fic That You Must READ READ READ IMMEDIATELY Rec entry that is sort of in the vague planning stages of non-existence-procrastination. It's a Twitter Is Broken And I Had Five Minutes to Say I Aten't Ded Before I Wash My Hair in Time to Watch Robot Chicken Star Wars (On the SyFy Channel @ 9pm FYI) entry.

I aten't ded. I will post something - anything, dear god anything - soon. I'm still reading every day! I love you all. In a totally non-creepy non-zombie-brain-eating way, I promise.

Now go and read some amazing Avengers fic so I can wash my hair.**



*Disclaimer: I love Twitter but seriously people, y'all need to stop fake!killing celebrities. Coming back from the dead probably generates a lot of paperwork. Think of the trees!

**Ahahahahaha in going to find the link, I accidentally closed the tab with this post in it. If not for LJ's save drafts feature, I'd be the one needing Back From the Dead paperwork because I wouldn't have posted again for six months (or until Twitter broke again) in frustration and y'all would have had it officially declared.

edit the thingy: Months of not posting and I still remember how to fuck up my html. It's like riding a bike, I swear.

edit the other thingy: Oh god I went back to fix a typo and it lost my edit and my extra tags and I CAN'T CONCENTRATE FOR MORE THAN 140 CHARACTERS NOW APPARENTLY WHAT. Epic fail, zombiefood brain.

Comments

[make-a-move.livejournal.com]

Hello! You are LJ-alive! I have sent you a text, btw, about my being in the North in the v. near future.

[clo.livejournal.com]

I just went "!!!!But I replied to that!" And then checked my Outbox to find it sitting there with an error message. *facepalm* Sorry; resent!

[jesse-kips.livejournal.com]

LJ needs to see the picture of my amazing Obie impression :DD

... on second thoughts, maybe it's best that photo stays locked in your draft folder FOREVER!! :DD

York soon(ish)! YAY! And we definitely need to sort out our anti-Avengers weekend!

[clo.livejournal.com]

Because that way I can use it as a blackmail incentive? (probably to bring me Pop Tarts because dammit, I'd forgotten how amazing they are).

\o/ Yaaaaay, watch out York! & I love the name Anti-Avengers Weekend. :D

*mourns that she's not been on LJ enough to have acquired Avengers icons yet; uses her only remotely-hero-related one instead*

[jesse-kips.livejournal.com]

Don't you try and blackmail me into supplying you with Pop Tarts! You only get more Pop Tarts if we're watching Thor because it's now a tradition:DD

Watch out York AND Cardiff AND Oxford! We'll be too busy visiting places to ever think about moving :D Was thinking about adding The Other Guys onto our film list? Check it out to see if you fancy it - it's about 2 RUBBISH cops.

ALSO - tried to play the lottery earlier, and the machine BROKE! The universe does not want me to be a millionaire D:

ALSO ALSO - I will admit that the flats in Cardiff look pretty awesome, but what will we do there and will I freeze to death? Both important questions *nods*

(I only have 3 Avengers icons - need to find MOAR!!)

[clo.livejournal.com]

...We have to watch Thor a lot. :D Though we have Thor 2 next year so we'll have more chances to eat Pop Tarts viewing choice! \o/

Hahaha, we are touring the country a bit. ^_^ At least we'll know we've done our research! I've heard about The Other Guys but I've heard such conflicting things about it, I never got around to watching it. No objections to adding it if it comes recommended! :D

D: Woooooooooe! You've just reminded me that I still have £2 sitting on the lottery site waiting to be used. I was waiting for a big rollover but I'll probably forget by then; I should just go for it this week. It's Wimbledon week. Maybe it'll be lucky!

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD <- My face when I read that. I always vaguely thought about working for BBC Wales when I moved there, though I suspect that'll be about as easy as breaking into publishing. Alternatively I planned to learn fluent Welsh and take over Cardiff Council. #totallyrealisticlifeplan Er, it can get chilly in the winter, mostly because it's always windy down by the Bay. But they have a beautiful huuuuuuuge shopping arcade that's all indoors now so that'd make winter shopping fun. Idk. I'll show it off in September, see what you think! We should totally go to the seven floor cinema if we have time too. There's a bar on the top floor! <3

(3 is better than none! I need to fire up Photoshop again and get me some RDJ/Evans/Hemsworth/Hiddleston pretty on here.)

[jesse-kips.livejournal.com]

I would happily watch Thor a lot! And YAY for more Thor, omg, I wonder what will happen in it :D I vote lots of Loki, as that will make the pop tarts taste all the sweeter!

Done our research indeed! Are there any other places you want to be checking out? And I really liked The Other Guys, it must be my humour or something, so I could bring it along? You might enjoy - Mark Wahlburg is very good in it :D

I SO need to buy some lottery tickets because I really do think I would be much less stressed about my life plan if I was a millionaire. MUCH LESS STRESSED!! Put some numbers on so we can start touring the world!!

:DDD I am on board with a 7 floor cinema! How awesome! And inside shopping would help against the cold - but then it is quite out of the way. How easy would it be to get to London for when we need to stalk Hiddleston? I really think we also need to look into what jobs we fancy doing/trying to get into and then see where we can do them - that's pretty much the reason I'm pushing for Oxford (Ugh, not that I'm trying to be pushy? Sorry if I keep going on about it - why oh why is grown up real life so complex? Come on Lottery!!) And once we get into publishing, we'll be on our way to the top! What can you tell me about Cardiff publishers? :D

(An Oxford publishing agency emailed me today and I phoned them back whilst still super-sleep-deprived, so I hope I made sense! They needed more info from me before they could send my CV to the company for the job I applied for, but now I'm on their books! And it likely won't mean anything, but the last time I tried to get onto the books of a publishing agency, I was turned down - so, progress! Feeling slightly grown up here! /rambling)

(Oooo, Hiddleston icons! Need to update the pretty in my icons for sure - in fact, may be off to do that now. Should keep me awake - UPDATE: Done! Snagged some lovely icons :DD)

[mayakittenreads]

Roombas.

*sporfles*

Sentient toasters

*snorts*