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Jan. 31st, 2008 02:02 am*is speechless*
I... can't tell whether I can't breathe because I'm laughing, or because I found it after a completely innocent five-second google news search. So easily in fact, that there is every chance Roger might read this. So I'm either laughing... or laughing and horrified. With some laughing on top.
Oh god, it's too early in the morning to be picturing Roger Federer's 'retractile testicles'. Or lack of them. Whatever. It's *definitely* too early to have him, Sharapova and the sentence "In layman's terms, she sucked me dry." in the same article.
Hell, in the same *universe*.
And don't even get me started on *this* because, jesus. There's only so many traumatic images I can handle in one night.
I... can't tell whether I can't breathe because I'm laughing, or because I found it after a completely innocent five-second google news search. So easily in fact, that there is every chance Roger might read this. So I'm either laughing... or laughing and horrified. With some laughing on top.
Oh god, it's too early in the morning to be picturing Roger Federer's 'retractile testicles'. Or lack of them. Whatever. It's *definitely* too early to have him, Sharapova and the sentence "In layman's terms, she sucked me dry." in the same article.
Hell, in the same *universe*.
And don't even get me started on *this* because, jesus. There's only so many traumatic images I can handle in one night.