My karma ran over your dogma.

[clo_again]

Sitting around the kitchen table with some flatmates:

Religious Fresher: *puts some postcards down on the table*
M: What's that?
Religious Fresher: Oh, just some church postcards. For the Easter services in case you know, you wanted to come along and find out what Easter's all about.
The other three of us: ...
Me: ...Easter's about chocolate.


I have been good. All year I've not said a word about religion, complained about the endless stream of Christians holding tea parties in our kitchen or, in any way, used my favourite joke about me worrying I'll burst into flames every time I set foot in a church. But if she so much as thinks of trying to push us churchwards, I will buy and wear that "I found Jesus: he was behind the sofa the whole time" t-shirt I've wanted forever. Wear it *all the time*.

She gave S a photocopied thing about 'what being a Christian means to me' too. It is a seriously depressing day when I'm getting preached at in my own flat. Honestly.

Maybe I should leave a copy of The Satanic Bible on the table. To make a point.

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[make-a-move.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should leave a copy of The Satanic Bible on the table. To make a point.

Dooooo it.

[clo.livejournal.com]

Thing is, then I'd have to buy it and someone told me once that some High-Up in government intelligence keeps a list of all the people who buy a copy, making me wary of buying it on my card. Which is utterly stupid because it's almost certainly a myth but I'd still prefer to pay cash.

...maybe I'll pop into Waterstones next time I'm in town.

[make-a-move.livejournal.com]

Or there's always the Jesus shirt.

*wonders why she used the unicorns fucking icon for this comment*

[clo.livejournal.com]

There is. I'm going home next weekend so I could get one then. *is tempted*

Because the unicorns fucking t-shirt would be even funnier than the Jesus one. Maybe I should just buy the entire stock of threadless. One of the designs would get my point across. ^_^

[lossi.livejournal.com]

...This is where I point out we're not all psychos, right? I mean you put up with me somehow :p

[lossi.livejournal.com]

today = together -_-

[clo.livejournal.com]

*grins* Yeah but you're the good kind who doesn't hand me propaganda leaflets and generally imply we're all ignorant heathens (...okay, that's me reading into the "we'll teach you the REAL meaning of Easter!" thing. But that's how it feels.)

YAY! Time for lots of pretty pictures. :D I love those two together. Not that I'll get to see them unless they make it crazy far, since I won't have a TV with Sky coverage until Thursday.

[lossi.livejournal.com]

Fuck imply, haven't I called you and Holly heathens before? :p If not...HEATHENS! HEEEEEEATHENS! If someone told me they wanted to teach me the real meaning of Easter, I'd wanna punch them in a face.