:(

[clo_again]

Andy, I'm sorry we spent your birthday snarking at each other in the not-good way. I'm sorry I haven't written you a birthday fic yet and that I'm making you angst in the last scene of Halo. Please don't lose this match. In the first round. On your *birthday*. Please?

edit: I'm not watching, I'm not listening, la la la...

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[astonish.livejournal.com]

This can't be happening. Tell me it's not happening.

[clo.livejournal.com]

It's not happening. It can't be. US Open. First round. *Andy*. Losing.

... How? On any level, just how?

[astonish.livejournal.com]

AND IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY. There should be some rule about this. No losing in the first round of the US Open on one's birthday. There! Make it official!

Oh my god. I will be so depressed if he can't pull this together.

[clo.livejournal.com]

I *know*. They should've just given him the match, or he should be playing the insanely super tennis he played through most of last year's US Open or *something*. We need to get a message to him on court and tell him he;s breaking the rules by losing. The world will end or reality will collapse or other dire and terrible things will happen if he loses.

Did... did he lose the second tie-break? I've turned it off because I couldn't watch.

[clo.livejournal.com]

... Yes. Because Andy can't be *losing*, of course not. Silly boy. :)

I really really wish it was. *whimpers*

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

SHIT!

Tere goes the second set *whimpers*

Andy I swear I will spank you! And not in the nice erotic way!

[astonish.livejournal.com]

I will collapse, that's for sure. What is this? I can't take this! I need a new favorite. I just cannot take the stress anymore. He always does this! I'm losing it, I really am!

YES.

[clo.livejournal.com]

That man has taken years off my life. He's so good; why does he do this?! I want to stand on court at changeovers and hit him with his own damn racquet until he stops being so *stupid*.

Oh god, oh god... if this was Roger, I'd be mildly worried right now.

I'm not going to make it through the third set. This is not happening. It's *not*.

[clo.livejournal.com]

This is not happening, this is not happening...

It's his birthday. :(

[astonish.livejournal.com]

Where are those big tennis balls? I want to chuck one at his head. GOD. Monfils and Andy cannot go out on the same day, I simply won't survive it. That would mean my top three are out, gone. I was so excited for the Open and now I'm like, why did I want to see this exactly? I have to keep pinching myself to make sure this is actually happening. It seems like a nightmare.

If this was ANYONE, I'd be worried. I am worried. I'm more than worried, in fact, I don't think there is a word for what I am.

I can't watch this. :(

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

I know *whimpers*

[clo.livejournal.com]

I almost bought one of those dammit. I never thought when I passed on them how good they'd be to throw at Andy-being-stupid. If Andy loses, then it's going to be Roger sailing through to the win, effortlessly as usual and there are no words for how dull that's getting. I don't think anyone thought, ever, that Andy could lose in the first round. On his *birthday*. This can't be happening, because he should be kicking ass out there, in any normal reality.

I think I was worried at the end of the first set. Now I'm in numb denial.

Me either. I love Andy but not even that could make me watch this match. Stupid, *stupid* boy.

[andree-vivian.livejournal.com]

No way... this isn't happening... It's his birthday for god's sake!

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

It's not even funny anymore. One set down I thought he could come back from. This is killing me. Stupid boy.

[clo.livejournal.com]

*clings*

[clo.livejournal.com]

I'm sitting here whimpering "It's his BIRTHDAY!" He's not supposed to lose today. The players *win* on their birthdays; that's how it works.

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

*clings and whimpers*

[clo.livejournal.com]

End of the first set, I still never thought he might lose. I was convinced he had it, right up until he lost the second tie-break. How can he be doing this to us, on his birthday?

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

I have a theory. Roger took him out to celebrate his birthday last night and Andy obviously drank too much German beer. What else could it be?