*bites her tongue*

[clo_again]

I want to squee my head off right now, but I can't because that'd be giving everything away. Suffice to say I am squeeing at the AWESOMENESS and because I can't tell you all what I'm on about - though I'm sure you're all *dying* to know ^__~ *coff*isanyonestillreadingheh?*coff*- I'm going to share a picture instead. And I am not kidding with the title of the cut.

Warning for almost-naked tennis players and just... guh.





He knows how hot he is. Lookit the smirk.





So. *coffs* Did anyone else die at that, or was it just me?

Clo

Comments

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

I should not be eating when you warn of almost naked tennis players... *licks him* DAYUM!!!!

[clo.livejournal.com]

Good eh? :-D

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

You just managed what I thought was impossible... you made me get rid of my Tommy background. :-D

*licks Safin some more* Gah... Soooooooo Hot!

[clo.livejournal.com]

*chokes* Tell me you have that as your background. Please. *dies of giggles*

*nods* Isn't he just... I died of squee. So very hot. *drools* *dies again*

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

I do. I couldn't resist... *grins*

He's... very nice. Very very very nice. *revives you* *licks him* Mmmmmm.....

[clo.livejournal.com]

*falls over giggling* ^____^ What a thing to turn the computer on to...

Mmmmm. Nice indeed. *is revived to drool some more* I just wannna.... guh.

I'm never going to be able to look at him without blushing if I ever meet him y'know. *sighs and goes back to drooling*

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

is now my background. :-D *grins*

I know... I just... DAYUM!!!

*giggles* I'll be giggling and blushing and unable to actually look anywhere but there... and not just 'cause it's practically eye level for me ;-)

[clo.livejournal.com]

*dies of giggles* DAMN that's nice to look at. *licks him some more*

Guh. How does he not get jumped by random women on the street? I mean... *shivers* MMmmmmmm.

*giggles too* We are going to totally embarass ourselves. *sighs contentedly* And I know... even Roger looks short next to him and Roger's still waaaay taller than me. *sighs woefully*

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

*nods* *pushes you aside* *licks him*

I don't know... he's so frickin' sexy... and it's not just his body, it's his face and his attitude and when he speaks... and... *fans self* Dayum!

*giggles* We totally are. :-D I'm 5 foot 1 inch. Marat is like 6'4". *giggles* Better access. ;-)

[e-goddess.livejournal.com]

Gaaa...

*melts into a gooey pile of mush*

[clo.livejournal.com]

*pushes for licking space* *giggles*

*nods* Everything about him just screams 'sexy'. I adore Roger and Andy to pieces but... Marat is just sex on legs. Wow. *shivers*

*giggles* But oh well... We're Inmates. It's to be expected. ^__^ Dude, I think that's tinier than me - I'm around 5,3. ^__^ And *CHOKES* You are so evil! *giggles helplessly*

[clo.livejournal.com]

Yep. *nods mushily*

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

Hey, he's a big guy, why are we pushing for space? We can share. *nods* *licks him*

Exactly... Yeah, he should definitely be a porn star... pure sex. that's the perfect description for Marat.

This is very true. We wouldn't want to go against our nature. ;-) Yes, I am the shortest Inmate. *nods* Shortest person always!!! *grumbles* *giggles* *pats you on the back* SOrry... but it's true! *giggles*

[clo.livejournal.com]

Good point! Plenty to go around. *giggles and picks a spot to lick*

Ngh, that reminds me of that 'tennis players as porn stars' plotbunny. We should really do something with that soon. Sex like Marat is too good not to do it. ;-)

Once an Inmate, always an Inmate and all that... *giggles* Awww. *pets* Good things come in small packages. *coughs* That can never sound innocent, no matter how I say it. *giggles* It IS true! Mmmmm. Makes me want smut.

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

*picks my spot* *licks*

*giggles* So much easier to see 'em as porn stars when they pose like that.... *wonders how to get shots of Roger, Andy & Mardy in their underwear*

Exactly. ;-D *giggles* That's just... *laughs* *nods* Dude, all of my muses want to jump Marat now! ALL of them! All 120-something!!

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

*chokes*

*glances warily around computer lab*

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

*fans self*

*melts*

ughav uvbncggmgufnhghaghr *is incoherent*

*dies*

Pure, utter sex!

[clo.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. Do we get to write our names on our spots? ;-)

Oh I know. Oh, we so need to collect all the porn-star pictures of them into one post. I vote that hooker!Andy should get in. Mmmm. Oh god, I want a shot of Roger in his underwear, but he doesn't strike me as the type. *sighs* Mmmmm.

My muses AND me want to jump Marat. Ngh. But *120*. That's insane... And could possibly be the biggest orgy ever. *ponders*

[clo.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I thought everyone would like it. ^__^

*dies along with you*

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

Absolutely.... :-D

Mmmmmmmm... oh yeah, hooker!Andy for sure! Somehow, my mind says when you wrote that about Roger, my mind insists that you mean he's not the type to wear underwear... *giggles*

Oh yeah, but the me wanting to jump Marat part should go without saying. And it's over 120. *sigh* That's just wrong. You do realize I have Big Show & Vince McMahon for muses right?? *shudders*

[clo.livejournal.com]

*can't find a biro so she writes it one with chocolate syrup*

Oh I think this'll be a fun search for eye candy challenge.Well since I've seen with my own eyes that he wears underwear. ;-) (Have you seen the AO pictures, when he was getting treatment during against Safin? When he rolled over, his red - red! with white shorts! - pants were showing. *giggles*) Though mmmmm. That could make an interesting ficlet... *ponders it*

*giggles* It is fairly obvious. ^__^ And whoa... I think I have like, ten. Though I'm pretty glad I don't have muses like Vince McMahon. :-/ Your head must get kinda scary sometimes. ;-)

Hate to say this, but I'm off to bed before I fall asleep. I'll leave you to drool over Marat. ^__^

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

Damn, I guess I'll have to use whipped cream. ;-)

Ooooh fun. :-) And *giggles* Red with white! *falls over laughing* He's so cute!!! *pets him*

It is. *nods* I also have like 11 fandoms or so. ;-) My head is definitely a scary place to be in. :-)

*tucks you in* Night... *off to drool on Marat*

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

Well duh!!!!

*as a ghost looks mournfully at the mass grave*

[clo.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Isn't he just pure sex? *joins in the licking*

[clo.livejournal.com]

^__^

*joins you in your ghostly mourning* ;-)

[clo.livejournal.com]

*giggles* And then maybe we can swap and get to lick the results off... ;-)

Mirka must've not been helping him dress on that day. *giggles* He's definitely cute. ^__^ Though the red wasn't showing *through* the shorts, so the shorts they were must be damn thick or something.

And ngh. o_O That's just scary. I have a hard enough time just keeping up with tennis.

Mmmm. Marat drooling... *licks him some more*

[scoobydumblonde.livejournal.com]

Hey, another excellent plan. ;-D

I guess not... *giggles* *pets him* How'd he manage that? He's very crafty. *nods*

I don't write in all of them still, but the muses insist on sticking around, just in case.

*licks him more too* He's sooooo hot. and I keep going to my desktop and just staring. *giggles*

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

Bad boys for killing us! But oh it was lovely way to die!