I shouldn't be getting this upset.

[clo_again]

Andy you're tearing me to pieces here.

You can do this. I've *seen* you do it before. Please, please don't let Hewitt win. Do you want me to cry? I'd get down on my knees and beg if I thought it'd make a difference.

Even worse I screamed at the Live Scores in a fit of rage when Roddick broke in the first set that if he lost I'd slash him with Hewitt.

Then I realised what I'd said and got even more upset. Because now I've said it, I'll have to do it. If he loses. And that scares me more than anything. Because right now? He's losing. Losing. Lost...

... and suddenly... I just want to curl up and forget the world exists.

Andy, you're a moron. Thanks. Just... yeah.

Expect Roddick/Hewitt slash sometime soon.

Comments

NOOO...

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

not Hewitt slash! You can't do that to Roger, you just can't. And dammit Andy, you weren't supposed to lose!

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

Hey! I read bounty on Olympia so thought I'd come say hi! Lleyton won? *blushes coz she's kinda pleased* There is a serious lack of tennis coverage in Australia *glares at the networks in general* BTW, I loved Bounty so much, can I friend you?

Re: NOOO...

[clo.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, Roger'll be there. And it's too late - I promised. >_< It's Andy's fault for losing. *sigh*

[clo.livejournal.com]

*grins* Hey! Ignore us going on about Hewitt, it's basically irrational dislike. Ordinarily I wouldn't be quite this annoyed - I'm just desperate for Roddick to hang onto the no2 ranking this year. ;-)

Absolutely you can friend me, any lover of tennis slash is a friend of mine! :-) Glad you liked Bounty!

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

Yay!!!! I'm actually surprised its taken me this long to arrive in tennis!slash. Oh well hopefully in January I can actually contribute once the aussie season starts......

*runs away to friend you*

[clo.livejournal.com]

We're spreading the tennis!slash love, one person at a time. ^__^ Glad to have you on our side!

*also runs away to friend you*

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

Well I slash enough other sports, why should tennis be any different?!

[clo.livejournal.com]

Tennis should be no different at all. ;-) That's what I've been telling people these last few months, but the internet is full of hockey and swimmer slash - tennis seems to have been ignored.

Which we must change - tennis slash is too fun to be overlooked. :-)

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! I mean if I can slash Formula one, surely I can cope with a sport where the players actually SEE each other *giggles*

[clo.livejournal.com]

Formula One? Doesn't the... fact they're in cars and driving at crazy-death-defying-speeds make that *really* difficult? ;-) After that tennis slash should be simple! *is happy there'll be more tennis slash sometime in the future*

Re: NOOO...

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

Yes, we can blame it all on Andy. It's all Andy's fault. But that doesn't mean you should just throw him to Hewitt. *shudders*

Re: NOOO...

[clo.livejournal.com]

I know. I realised what I'd said the instant the words left my mouth and was horrified. The only thing I can think of is that maybe it'll teach him not to lose. >_< *wonders if she'll survive this*

Re: NOOO...

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

Might teach him not to lose. Conversely, it might kill him. It's really a lose-lose proposition.

[chickybee32.livejournal.com]

But OMG WTF did Andy say to Hewitt to make Hewitt give him such an evil glare???

[clo.livejournal.com]

He gave him an evil glare?!! If you tell me you got to watch the match I'm going to cry. Because I have to wait three weeks to see it. *woe*

And running on crazy-muse-inspiration here, I'd say that Hewitt knows Andy's Sekritly in love with Roger and is Bitter and Resentful since nobody loves Hewitt like Roger and Andy love each other. And the Angst just built up and up until he tried the Glare of Death on Andy. But he forgot his Supah Sekrit Glare of Death Goggles and...

... oh god I could go on like this all night. No more caffeine for me.

Re: NOOO...

[clo.livejournal.com]

*falls off chair laughing*

That's...

*is still on the floor laughing*

You have no idea how many funny looks I got from my flatmates who were in the room when I inexplicably burst out laughing after reading that. ^____^

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

Actually you'd be surprised at the amount of suggestive photos and comments coming out of F1!

*ponders what pairings she might try* I have a thing for using little used people (ie: using Matt Welsh in Swimming. No else does so I have to!)

[clo.livejournal.com]

*looks hopeful* Andy and Roger are very under-used - it's only since me, liroa15 and shana0809 came along that any Roddick/Federer fic's been written at all. ;-)

But... I'm biased. ^__~

Re: NOOO...

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

Is that my fault? Of course not! You're the one who couldn't contain herself.

Well...

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

I have the match on tape, but refuse to watch it because someone, I won't name names, ruined the ending for me.

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

Lol!

I'm likely to use Aussie player s as I know more about hem, but then again I kinda don't see most of them as slashable and I'm pissed off at Mark at the moment....Hmmmmmmm.......

Re: Well...

[clo.livejournal.com]

I have it on tape too but it's a 90 minute drive away. Woe.

Damn nameless-person, ruining things. S'not fair.

Re: NOOO...

[clo.livejournal.com]

*opens mouth*

*thinks*

*closes mouth*

I can't argue with Inmate logic. Dammit.

Re: Well...

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

I may actually be able to stomach it now that I know Roger will win in the end, but am not sure. Still, anything to see Hewitt make himself even more unattractive.

Re: NOOO...

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

Yes! Victory is mine!

[tasheila.livejournal.com]

I like Lleyton. So Andy/Lleyton's great. :D

Re: Well...

[clo.livejournal.com]

Y'know when I watch tapes or repeats of Andy-Roger matches, I'm always rooting for Andy to win, even though I *know* he's going to lose. I have this crazy idea that if I cheer for him enough he'll still win. *sighs*

I want to see this Glare of Death. I also *really* want to know what Andy may have said. It's frustrating that I have to wait so long to watch it.

[clo.livejournal.com]

*grins* At least it'll make someone happy! ^__^

I love your icon. *fangirls*

[clo.livejournal.com]

*whispers* Roddick/Federer is good... Roddick/Federer is wonderful...

*cough* Biased? Me? ;-)

Seriously at this point, any tennis slash is good. In fact the more variety the better - we really need to broaden the fandom and get more people interested.

Re: NOOO...

[clo.livejournal.com]

*pouts*

Re: Well...

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

I may actually work up the courage to look at it ... tomorrow. :)

Re: NOOO...

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

VICTORY IS MINE! Is that better?

Re: Well...

[clo.livejournal.com]

*grins* Let me know what the Glare of Death is like if you do!

Re: NOOO...

[clo.livejournal.com]

... Yes. Yes it is. :-)

[australian-imp.livejournal.com]

I have a habit of using little used player so..... Will start thinking......*ponders*

Re: Well...

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

Will do.

Re: NOOO...

[liroa15.livejournal.com]

Okay then. will remember to capitalize it in the future. :)