My Monday Morning, by Clo

2:17am: *goes to sleep because watching Lilo and Stitch was a really dumb idea at midnight*

...

6:50am: **alarm goes** *roll over, hit snooze*

6:54am: *scratching noises* Me: Nghad%£"&hshsfd%£SOD OFF CASPER.

6:55am: *more scratching noises* Me: ...Barnabas, quit it.

6:59am: **alarm goes** *hit snooze* *goes back to sleep*

7:08am: **alarm goes** *Casper tries to scratch through door* Me: ...*ignores both*

7:16am: Me: I really should get up.

7:20am: Me: No, really.

7:24am: *gets up*

7:35am: *showers*

7:40am: *goes back to room* Me: I wonder what Barnabas was scratching about earlier.

7:40.30 seconds am: Barnabas's plastic tunnel connecting two parts of cage *is fallen off*

*much time (spent moving bed, shifting very dusty socks, four pairs of slippers, some receipts, hair bands, dust bunnies and small colonies of alien life forms from under it, pretending my mother is crazy when she asks why I'm moving furniture, sticking rulers behind the bookcase, failing to entice with hamster food, inhaling far too much dust and employing Casper as an ineffective sniffer dog cat) later*

8:21am: *catches Barnabas*

8:54am: *is ten minutes late for work*

Oh I love Mondays. -_-