Everyone these are my tennis slash muses. This is Andy and this is Roger. Andy's hyperactive, swears too much and likes to argue a lot. Roger's quieter, calmer and smug-er. When put together they like to fight, play tennis and... something that shouldn't really be vocalised in polite company.
They're driving me crazy. Please take them away.
EDIT: I take it back. Reading old articles on andyroddick.com has just killed me, once again. It involved a comment on underwear in the mail... which in light of what I've written these last few weeks is truly f**king priceless.
Also; I think the rain outside is vying to start the second Flood. Which would be excellent since I'm supposed to be in work tomorrow.
Need sleep before I collapse/am murdered by the muses.
Christ, I love tennis players.
They're driving me crazy. Please take them away.
EDIT: I take it back. Reading old articles on andyroddick.com has just killed me, once again. It involved a comment on underwear in the mail... which in light of what I've written these last few weeks is truly f**king priceless.
Also; I think the rain outside is vying to start the second Flood. Which would be excellent since I'm supposed to be in work tomorrow.
Need sleep before I collapse/am murdered by the muses.
Christ, I love tennis players.